So I sought refuge in a stand of pine trees.
But I got lost in the mists of time.
So, I headed for a bookie’s office, to bet on dozens of future sporting events,
But I emerged just outside of Camelot, with three mounted knights approaching.
So, I started singing “If Ever I Would Leave You” in my best Robert Goulet voice.
But someone came up to me and said “it’s just a model: you’re on the set of the newest Camelot Movie”.
So you had better get Mr. Harris a cocktail right now.
But, as it turns out he has a deadly allergy to vermouth, making that martini a bad idea.
So, I offered him a Pabst Blue Ribbon instead.
But he had an aneurysm and was rushed to the hospital.
So, I called the hospital and told them to give him an IV of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
But I could tell the police were closing in on me again, and I ran blindly down the alley.
So, I tried to escape by going down a manhole.
But there was a giant albino alligator waiting for me there.
So the alligator told me this was a toll sewer and asked me for $3.50.
But I didn’t have any cash on me.
So I made him into a pair of boots.
But they exacerbated the pain from my stubbed toe.
So I took them off and sold them to a passerby for $1000.
But the passerby snitched on me to the Feds.