So, Charter Members, how do I get in?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ha ha! I’m a charter member and you’re not!!

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I was a Charter Member…

I’m just lazy and didn’t renew my account until my subscription went up and it wouldn’t let me post. And then it was GOOOONE.
GONE FOREEEEEVER!!

Ah well. :wink:

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Wow, I missed the memo on that! Maybe that’s why I haven’t been getting my perks regularly.

Adhemar

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I’m more partial to “Losers.” :smiley:

(Not only do we get to pay less, but we get to mock others. That’s worth the price of admission right there! )

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Another charter member who wants to be on the receiving money list!

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The first step in becoming a charter member is to have your own chart.

Then you have to make yourself available for rental. It’s sort of like being a charter boat, but not as damp.

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I was a lurker for two years before it was announced that this message board would go to a pay to post system. My Charter Member status is something to be proud of and I’m damn proud of it. sniffles

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I’m posting because Flander said so. Also, to be a charter member, you have to know the third gry word.

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The Charter Member Club is biased against procrastinating and forgetful lesbians. They revoked my membership. And they’ll be hearing from my attorney.

I kid. At least about the lawyer part…

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Being a Charter Member also gets you special privileges at Dopefests.
Sorry, I’m not allowed to discuss what they are…

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Note there are two grades of Charter Members: The “Greenies” and the “Bluesies.” Blusies haven’t been found worthy of receiving the Supreme Secret as of yet.

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So wait a minute, us Charter Members get;

  • ability to time travel
  • free squid or a squid that frees me
  • bathing in something that comes from an ass and vestal virgins laughing at me
  • hookers and blow
  • knowledge of the third 'gry word
  • special privileges at Dopefests

…no wonder I’m so damn tired the whole time!

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I don’t really like squid, so I am willing to share mine with a non-charter member.

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To be truely elite, you need to be both a charter member and a '99er. We’ve got benefits I can’t even tell you about.

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You weren’t supposed to tell! Now the Bluesies know there’s a Supreme Secret!!

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Meh. I see you joined in the SECOND half of 1999. You don’t even know what benefits are!

Is that what they told you? I’m “Platinum.” I haven’t posted enough yet to reach “Titanium.”

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Stupid '99ers. Who wants to be in their crappy club for jerks anyway?

(I’m assuming you all get that this is a play off of a Simpson’s episode, and not a personal attack. :smiley: )

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You forgot you were a lesbian?! How…awkward!