http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
Holy.
God.
Sloppy Joe on a Krispy Kreme?!?
Deep Fried Peanut Butter-Covered Brownie Wrapped in Cookie Dough?!?
I could hear my heart clogging up just by browsing the site. And yet I want to go to there.
I just can’t …
I … uh…
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Mmkay, feel better now.
My god.
I’ve had the cheesecake on a stick. Disgustingly rich, but damn delicious!
When are people going to stop making sandwiches out of Krispy Kremes?
More importantly, when are people going to stop thinking sandwiches made out of Krispy Kremes are original or a good idea?
In theory, this is food, so I’m putting it in Cafe Society.
When are people going to realize that Krispy Kremes aren’t good at all?
Nothing on that website looks good at all. Nothing.
Maybe they should be called Sugar Kittens…
The sloppy joe on a krispy kreme doesn’t much appeal to me, but I’d be all over that deep-fried s’more.
Something funny about the title of the website: I, personally, am pretty convinced that Americans are fat because of simple carbohydrates (mostly sugar; mostly HFCS; mostly soda), not because of trendy, deep-fried, “extreme” foods. Most fat people I know won’t go near that stuff, because they don’t want to be seen as human garbage disposals, but there they stand, marvelling at the skinny people eating it, with their 96-ounce gut buster of Pepsi in hand.
*Carny Casserole
Ground beef, pierogies, french fries topped with green onions, avocado, bacon and egg, smothered in cheese and topped with gravy.*
That sounds just like something I would make. I hope they’re home-made pierogies, and not store-bought…
I’m coming, Elizabeth.
Oh, yeah. You gotta have standards.
Isn’t that just a bunch of stuff smothered in cheese and topped with gravy. It sounds like a love child between thanksgiving dinner and poutine. I’ll have each seperately, but the child is a mutant freak that should never have been born.
Deep fried coca-cola? I mean, seriously, how is that even possible?
The Triple Bypass:
Between two grilled-cheese sandwiches:
A chop steak.
Three slices of bacon.
Three slices of taylor ham.
A fried egg.
Fries with gravy on the side.
Yeah, Some of that looks nasty.
But some of it makes me jizz in my pants.
I’m looking for the Good Morning Burger.
Joe
I am in awe of the tower of Oreo.
Nothing that follows this statement can be bad. It’s simply impossible.
Joe