Or: one more reason for men to dislike tofu.
Health news from Singapore
I knew a woman who was shopping in the vegetable section of a supermarket one day when she was approached by a male acquaintance, who suggestively waved a cucumber at her.
Later in another aisle she ran into him again. This time she waved a jar of pickles at him.
Oooh.
Cucumbers? Bananas?
Pssh.
Forged Japanese steel, baby. Hand-folded two thousand times by master…craftsmen.
More of an Alpenhorn, really.
I am really trying not to do a “RIIIIIICCOOOlaaaaaa!” joke, here.
The leiderhosen would spoil it for me, even if there was a cucumber involved.
When did Reuters go porno???
(They illustrate this story with dribbling bananas.)
Lederhosen
Bless you.
Wow, the only thing dumber than that rating scale is the fact that a reputable news service like Reuters chose to actually run a story on it.
Sauerkraut?
Well, I kind of had an image of him singing in his little leather shorts.
But then again, that would be lieder, wouldn’t it?
withdraws in embarrassment.
There must be some scale which IS scientific that could be used. I’m guessing this one won’t work but something must, no?
OUCH!
" ‘Men should aim for this,’ UK sex therapist Victoria Lehmann told a news conference, holding a cucumber."
Umm, shouldn’t they be aiming at the cantelopes or something?
I thought it would be a discussion of curviness (or straightness) in the putative appendage…
I think that would have a different scale:
- Pool cue
- Sausage link
- Pot handle
- Pig tail
That was my first thought: My god, could they have possibly found a more suggestive picture?
Then I giggled.
Then I realized that, apparently, today is the day for unholy combinations of food and male genitals.
You’re not alone in noticing this.
Whole, spears, or slices?