So Has Cheney Signed His Powers Over to Bush?

[Tuckerfan]

Dead Eye Dick goes under the knife.

President Dick Cheney will undergo minor surgery this morning to replace the battery that powers a device implanted in his chest six years ago to monitor his heart and deliver a shock if it ever goes out of rhythm.

“During the vice president’s annual physical examination in June, testing of his implantable cardioverter-defibrillator indicated that the device’s battery has reached the level where elective replacement of the device is recommended,” Megan McGinn, deputy press secretary for Cheney, said.

There’s a joke in there about Cheney’s heart, but I’m not going to make it.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

squawking noise My heart. It’s mechanical. My heart burned out when I was three. It couldn’t stand the fires of my soul. squawking noise

Need a tune up.