She’s just registered and she’s cool. She got addicted to Cecil’s columns and has now been lured onto the message boards. So let’s all say Hi and make her think it’s a nice place. Then when her guard is down we can cook her.
Crap I said that outloud.
Oh well, let’s say Hi anyway.
All hail the princess! I myself am new and also started out in the archives. Hope you enjoy your new (or soon-to-be) addiction.
thanks for the warm welcome you guys!! it’s like the perfect end to a great day (since i scored over 138 MILLION points on South Park pinball!! woo!!) 
well, it’s 2:30 AM here in NY, and i’m not as coherent as usual, so insert your own witty remark here: __________________. thanks for saving me the trouble
Princess Serendipity, meet your normal, everyday* counterpart Serendipity.
*In the sense that her SN does not invoke royalty.
Welcome. Princess!
Say goodbye to free time!
POSTING IS ADDICTIVE! (repeat several trillion times)
Welcome, just-registered-and-cool Princess Serendipity!
Well, jeez… Am I going to have to get a title now?
Welcome to the SDMB, Princessp!
Um, that last “p” is silent, by the way… [sub]Stupid typos… No wonder I’m not royalty.[/sub] 
It’s not necessary to use phonetic punctuation when typing.
(boy, dating myself seriously with that one…)
[Lando Calrissian] Hello, what have we here? [/Lando]
hey, Princess, welcome! roam around! see the threads! [sub]don’t step on my tail! no, no, don’t step on the kitty…[/sub] have fun! kiss your leisure time goodbye! oh, yes, and one more thing:
runs up to Princess S’s leg and starts rubbing
there! you’re MINE now! you have MY SMELL on you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
white-coated people come in and drag Cougarfang out, who is still maniacally laughing
Well, you’re my fairy princess, so there.
Welcome Princess, I’m just gonna call you that, because well, it’s easier for my poor tired little brain.
Actually, I had assumed that the reason she was Princess Serendipity was 'cause everyone 'round these parts knows you’re the Queen.
[sub]looks around to see if he will be the first one to say it… yep![/sub]
Hey Princess. Welcome to your new addiction!
[sub]HA! Take that jarbabyj![/sub]