Me? I like coffee the way I like my men, sweet and strong! 
That is, quite a bit of suger and cream, but not enough to weaken the coffee. Heeheh
I take it with a bit of milk or non dairy creamer, or black.
I like mine pale, not that hot and on the weak side.
[Eddie Izzard] in a plastic cup! [/Eddie Izzard]
With real half & half. No Sugar.
Hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and…strong. With a spoon in them.
Strong, with a little milk, intravenously.
Black.
strong, sweet, sometimes flavoured. Depends on mood or time of day.
In ice cream (coffeeee ice creeamm :drool:). Or in the form of vanilla cappucino. Other than that, I won’t touch the stuff. Ewww.
Weekends only: doped with Carolans (a Baileys knockoff).
Black. Once you go black, you never go back.
Medium coffee, Regular.
Black, strong, and as soon after I wake up as possible. Can’t function without the stuff.
2 sugars and milk. preferably dunkin donuts 
Really? That’s how I like my women.
sticks spoon in mouth
Smashed, I didn’t know you cared!
white with two.
Usually instant coffee – I can still count the number of cups o’ perked, that haven’t either spun me out or made me want to vomit, on one hand.
Granulated instant first thing in the morning, because the taste improves the longer it sits there in the mug; ordinary instant any other time of the day. Always with milk (although I have had it black, but “yuk, guys”), and with two sugars, ‘cause I ain’t a saint and don’t care ‘bout th’ dyin’.