The poll question says it all.
I love answering polls!
and Hot, ~170 F preferably. I have mug warmers at home and work.
ETA: I’ll add cream to bad coffee.
You left out: I don’t drink coffee.
I like my coffee like I like my women: hot and strong and really sweet!
So should I post in the “Women, Do you shave your legs” poll saying "You left out people who aren’t women.
So, according to that analogy, I like my women dark, strong, and bitter.
ETA: And liable to keep me up all night.
Depends on my mood. Usually strong, black, and bitter. But sometimes not.
If circumstances were different, we might be a good match based on beverage preferences.* I generally compare my coffee, jokingly, to my soul: dark and bitter. I also think that it should be strong enough to dissolve spoons, but my soul has yet to dissolve any flatware.
*Which is really the best way to pair people up, right?
I guess that means I like my men strong, creamy and bitter. Oh dear… :eek:
Which is a little more PC than the way I used to hear it.
Anyway, I don’t drink it very often, but when I do, I like a little coffee with my cream and sugar.
Man, i could have gone three ways on this.
I make my coffee strong. I use good coffee, and drink it plain, but if I’m served cheap coffee, I’ll throw in some sweetener – a lot of it, actually, as cheap coffee needs to be syrup-sweet before I’ll drink it.
Strong and black, one a day, first thing in the morning. Extrapolate from that what you will.
I like my coffee like I like my women. With a spoon in 'em.
Tacoloco: I prefer mine in a plastic cup.
I like my women in a paper cup with a plastic lid.
I like my coffee like I like my women: Sugary and milky! No wait that’s not right. :dubious:
When I am out and it’s a decent coffee shop it’s double espresso with two spoons of sugar.
At home weaker coffee with milk and sugar. Don’t ask me why.
. . . sealed in an airtight container in my fridge! 
Continuing in the above vein:
Strong, hot, and sweet!
Wow, it’s even true.
… dissolved in boiling water.
(Ok I’m clutching at straws with the woman = coffee thing)