I like my coffee like I like my men; freshly ground and in a carafe.
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In a bottle, at room temperature.
With sugar and milk poured on it, and a spoon inside.
I like my coffee like I like my women; hot and in a large cup.
I like my coffee like I like my women: All sexed up in a French housemaid naughty nightie!
That’s sick! I like it.
Variety is the spice of life: I like my coffee like I like my men - tall, pale and sweet or dark and strong; first thing in the morning, but not always every morning, or sometimes at night when I feel like staying up late.
I also like both my men and my coffee without little gritty things floating in them.
I like my coffee like I like my men – hot and drizzled with cream. :eek:
I like my coffee like I like my women: it’s gotta be full of energy and it’s gotta go down easy.
Bland, cold and tasteless…
Just being realistic…
I like my coffee like I like my women: Sitting in front of the computer, playing video games.
I like my coffee like I like my men–with a little bit of flavor and quick to make me poo.
I like my coffee like I like my women - I like adding cream to both. 
Black as sin and twice as bitter.
I like my coffe like I like my women: Hot. If spiked, then only with quality liquor. And slightly bitter.
Beat me to it, Larry…
I like my men like I like my coffee - strong, sweet and creamy. 
ILMCLILM women, leaking all over the bed. 
I like my coffee like I like my men—pale and weak.
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I like my coffee like I like my women: HOT. and BLACK. With a small piece of prune danish.
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ILMCLILMM…mixed up and chock full of chemicals
When I was in grad school, my fav email .sig went thusly:
I like my coffee and my beer to be dark and bitter.
That way, they fit in well with the rest of my life.