Let's play "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!"

I only drink tea.

You may draw from that any inferences you like about my taste in women.

I like my coffee like I like my women- hot, creamy, and with my dick in them.

ILMCLILMW…always finding its way onto my lap.

or

ILMCLILMW…ready for me to dunk my biscotti.

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I like my women like I like my kiwi fruit–round, sweet, tender, and covered in short, brown fur.
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I like my coffee like I like my women; beanfree and full of nuts.

I like my coffe like i like my women: hot and cheap

I don’t like coffee.

I like my tea like I like my men: sweet, warm, and green.

[obligatory Eddie Izzard reference]

I like my coffee like I like my women… covered in bees!

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:smiley:

I like my coffee like I like my men - strong and rich :wink:

I like my coffee the way I like my women: Covered in bees!

ILMCLILM men: dark, bitter, french-roasted and reserved for special occasions.

Now “I like my tea like I like my men”: Often and varied. :stuck_out_tongue:

ILMCLILMW … in a small, airtight bag in the freezer.

I like my coffee like I like my women: Columbian and complimentary when you fill up your gas tank.

ILMCLILMW - wrapped in a burlap sack slung over the back of a donkey.

ILMCLILMM hot, strong, with a rich, aromatic scent.

ILMCLILMM full bodied and robust.

[sub]Dang! It’s gettin’ hot in here. <pant> <pant> <pant>[/sub]

ILMCLILMW - Cold and bitter.
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I like my coffee like I like my women: cold and bitter.

ILMCLILMM-tall, strong, sweet and a gorgeous creamy beige color. Mmmm
What sucks is that I really do, but I always feel like some dorky 70s cheeseball when this comparison crosses my mind IRL.

ILMCLILMWomen, provided free by my employer.

I Like My Women like I like my Beer, Steaks, and Homosexuals…Cold, Rare, and Falaaaaaaaming!