I only drink tea.
You may draw from that any inferences you like about my taste in women.
I like my coffee like I like my women- hot, creamy, and with my dick in them.
ILMCLILMW…always finding its way onto my lap.
or
ILMCLILMW…ready for me to dunk my biscotti.
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I like my women like I like my kiwi fruit–round, sweet, tender, and covered in short, brown fur.
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I like my coffee like I like my women; beanfree and full of nuts.
I like my coffe like i like my women: hot and cheap
I don’t like coffee.
I like my tea like I like my men: sweet, warm, and green.
[obligatory Eddie Izzard reference]
I like my coffee like I like my women… covered in bees!
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I like my coffee like I like my men - strong and rich 
I like my coffee the way I like my women: Covered in bees!
ILMCLILM men: dark, bitter, french-roasted and reserved for special occasions.
Now “I like my tea like I like my men”: Often and varied. 
ILMCLILMW … in a small, airtight bag in the freezer.
I like my coffee like I like my women: Columbian and complimentary when you fill up your gas tank.
ILMCLILMW - wrapped in a burlap sack slung over the back of a donkey.
ILMCLILMM hot, strong, with a rich, aromatic scent.
ILMCLILMM full bodied and robust.
[sub]Dang! It’s gettin’ hot in here. <pant> <pant> <pant>[/sub]
ILMCLILMW - Cold and bitter.
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I like my coffee like I like my women: cold and bitter.
ILMCLILMM-tall, strong, sweet and a gorgeous creamy beige color. Mmmm
What sucks is that I really do, but I always feel like some dorky 70s cheeseball when this comparison crosses my mind IRL.
ILMCLILMWomen, provided free by my employer.
I Like My Women like I like my Beer, Steaks, and Homosexuals…Cold, Rare, and Falaaaaaaaming!