I decided to check this film out of the library for shits and giggles tonight. It has just started and I am watching a deer run through the forest.
Come with me on this journey. Snark welcome!
Bella fall down, go boom. :rolleyes:
The Collins seem weird. I’m not sure if I can watch all of this…
Have you seen how Edward became a vampire? It’s…rather erotic…in a bad way.
Not yet. Bella just almost got hit by that car. And she’s noticed that Edward’s eyes change.
There is ZERO chemistry between these two actors. I await the Edward being turned vampire scene with some relish. I’m not into kink, but at this point anything of interest would improve the movie.
Now Eddie is stalking her.
But Edward is so mysterious! You really must see what he is all about. /sarcasm
Edward’s hair is WORSE than Tom Hank’s in The Da Vinci Code.
This movie moves very slowly…
Do yourself a favor and upgrade the experience with the Rifftrax.
Don’t worry, pace will pick up really soon, I swear it! I’m not just trying to make you waste your life.
Now Bella’s leaving the bookstore. Cue ominous music.
I’m starting to yawn.
Just starting to yawn? I’m impressed by your ability to stay amused even during the greatest of snore-fests. I was yawning way before that scene.
I find I am liking Bella’s friends (the girls) in this movie more than Bella. She’s pretty all right, but I can’t get past the weird hair of Edward or the awkward silences between the two of them.
The dialogue is ridiculous. It makes no sense that Ed can read all minds except Bella’s–is this supposed to show her strength? As if.
Have you gotten to the “Vampire Baseball” part yet? I’ve heard that’s supposed to be a load of giggles. (And what do the sparkles look like?)
Don’t think too hard, that will ruin the movie.
Not to the vampire baseball yet. The sparkles aren’t too bad, actually. As a special effect, they are less geeky than Edward’s super strength and speed.
She’s about to meet the family,
The changing of Edward into a vampire was a bit freaky.
Freud would have a field day with this movie.
Well, at least her mom asked Bella if she was being “safe”. I take that to mean safe sex–this is a departure from the book, if I recall.
No baseball yet. I’m kind of just waiting for the baseball.
OK, vampire baseball is the gayest* thing I’ve ever seen. It’s not even “gay”–it was just stupid.
And now we’re off to the Vancouver ferry for some reason. I thought she was headed back to Phoenix.
Rosalie is just a beeyotch. Me, I like the cupboard full of cash best. (in the garage of the Cullin’s house there are several cupboards: ones with clothes and one with money).
*meant strictly in its lame sense. No offense intended to any homosexual vampires out there.
One question: if she’s hemorrhaging from her femoral artery, why wouldn’t that alone purge her body of the venom? With Edward sucking the venom out, she now has 2 “methods” of blood loss.
And why wouldn’t Edward want Bella to become a vampire? I’ve never got that part of things. Is Bella so pure and so good that becoming a vampire is just horrid for her?
Blech. Almost over now. It wasn’t even good to snark on, IMO. It’s too silly.
Yup. I want my 2 hours back. And I’m a sucker for romance. <exasperated sigh>
Wait a second… there are hetrosexual vampires? Since when?
Yeah, I thought it was too dumb to enjoy, which was a bummer 'cause I like bad movies. I think Edward doesn’t want Bella to become a vampire because it’s not supposed to be much fun. I mean, sure you have superpowers and all, but you’re lonely and a monster and you never get to drink people blood. Edward is so noble and selfless that he always protects Bella from her own desires. (Now I need that barfy smilie face.)