So I broke my own rules..

I ve got a webpage and like almost all private homepages mine also has a guestbook.
I always found guestbooks were pretty useless… cause everybody always delted the negative entries.

I never did that… (especially cause I had lost my guestbook password…)
and now I have to say I have one of the strangest guestbooks in the entire internet.

The Simpsons signed … Anna Kurnikova (but she spelled her name wrong…) and some other celebs…

But… oh the shame! Today I found the “edit entry” feature and I couldnt help edit my biggest fans message:

the orignial message goes:

Name: The Surf Critic
E-Mail:
Homepage Title: None yet, but it will beat this CRAP!
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Web Ring
Location:
Comments: Hi all and the owner of this dull web site except for the guessbook! U people R doing a great job jazzing it up! Hey Stef do U really think your pics are great? I mean drawing like these are what my 6 year old niece is doing in the nursery class! Sorry to be so harsh, but if u can’t take it then get outta the kitchen! OR give us some real pics and real jokes!! Otherwise I won’t visit this webby again!!!SERIOUS!!!
But after all I am 45 now and I still wear diapers… so why would anybody listen me?

The Mad Hatter!

And I just couldnt help editing it…

[…]Otherwise I won’t visit this webby again!!!SERIOUS!!!
But after all I am 45 now and I still wear diapers… so why would anybody listen me?

The Mad Hatter!
Why oh why does it give me such a strange satisfaction to fuck this half witted guys entry up?
I must say it feels gooood…

The bad thing is that he is right about the pictures… some day I ll have to put on that page that I was 13 when I painted those… sheesh…
The guestbook and its famous entries can be found here:
http://www.horus.com/~steff/guest.html

Umm… maybe it’s just me but I can’t tell the difference in what you edited. Have pity on my poor brain!

Congratulations, BD, you’ve now been bothered by a troll. Consider yourself a vet and a survivor of the SDMB.

yuck… copy and paste was not the best idea…
he didnt say

“But after all I am 45 now and I still wear diapers… so why would anybody listen me?” originally…
PS: not my first troll… I am proud none the less…

:smiley:

dodgy

hehehe. Courtesy bump.

Dodgy, Perfect response. Not too harsh, just enough to make him look like the doofus he is.

All I have to say is that you look like quite the young temptress in that sweater and plaid skirt…that is all.
:wink:

… thanx for the new entries guys…
but could anybody enlighten me…
what is SHE talking about???
*
Hi

Liked your site and the pics are OK! But you really should not knock marriage when you don’t know what it means to be married with someone you love and who loves you back. It’s better than being some fuck slag to be passed
around for the jerks pleasure! Well maybe someday you will know what I mean!

Happy New Year
Clare*

Must have found a part of my homepage I didnt know about…

I should really go delete the old stuff though I dont remember ever having enough interest in marriage to talk about THAT…
One day I ll publish this guestbook… I can see it coming :smiley:

Homework calling…
dodgy

Hee hee… Dippy can’t enter the Straight Dope, so he’s resorted to harrassing people on their web pages.

Just ignore him, Dodgy. He’s an idiot, and apparently, he’s proud of it. He’s beyond redemption.

Isn’t there any of our OZ friends that can drive over to his place and give him a good wedgie?

I, for one, clicked my heels together and said “There’s no place like [sub]The SDMB[/sub]home” three times.

If you don’t break your own rules, someone else will! why give them the satisfaction?!

Upham

Hear hear!
raises her bottle of mineral water

Yeah!

BTW, BD, ITF probably it’s best to not give trolls any attention;)

Hey BornDodgy will you marry me?

A bit of a hijack, i’ll apologize, but it can’t hurt to ask, right?
Upham

I am afraid I cant sweetest upham… I married an Austrian girl last year ONLINE… bulimic claudia…
I am afraid I cant get a divorce just now :slight_smile:

The wedding was a mess…
the altar ran off with the bridesmaid…
and I had to be the groom cause claudia insisted on being the bride… :rolleyes:
and yes… I am straight…

you can be my online lover though… :wink:
dodgy

well, i’m alredy married to Nocturne, but she’s got like 3 husbands, come on, what da ya say??

I’m definatly up for the online lover thing, though isn’t it going to hurt the computer if we try anything too fancy?

I dont know about these things…

okay… hmm… bigamy is something I havent tried yet…

dodgy :smiley:

How are you going to know if you like it 'till you TRY it?

Well let s try then upham :wink:

whistles lets be bigamists