So I finally paid for it

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Yep, I got the emails long ago, letting me know this would be a pay site. I knew it would be $14.95 if I didn’t get on board before the $4.95 option ran out. What did I do about it?

Nothing. I was too busy masturbating and playing Madden 2004 (not simultaneously, the controllers get all gummed up and useless).

So I finally bit the bullet and joined up and cost myself 10 extra dollars. So here I am. For $14.95, what do I have to say that’s so important? Uhhhh…

Hmmmm.

Damn.

Anyone wanna play Madden 2004?

2

I prefer ESPN Football, but sure. However, I want no part of your touchdown celebration.

3

You just don’t want me to help you make up teams anymore!

I personally don’t see a problem with the pink uniforms…they were called the “Pigs”!

4

The less mention of masturbation, the better. Unless it’s female. And that’s just my rule. :smiley:
Other than that, troll the rest of the internet, become informative and skilled with google, and you’ll be fine :slight_smile:

5

I would do that, but I became informative and skilled with Google about 5,430 posts ago. Since then I’ve been using the internet to find porn and… well, you know… do the unmentionable thing.
:wink:

6

You know this from experience?

:smiley:

7

What can I say? Touchdowns are exciting.

8

“i’m Going For The Extra Point!!!”

9

Bah. I hate this new function where it “fixes” it when you post in all caps.

10

[Throws arms in the air]
It’s Good!