Basically, my review said that I’m a really nice guy, who is always pleasant and willing to switch tasks with no complaints, and I always come to work on time.
That’s the good news.
The bad news?
My work habits, to put it kindly, suck camel ass.
Of course, Bean didn’t couch it in quite those terms.
“After many weeks of training, Ben was still unable to reach the performance goals of the position of multi-packer.”
So, I’m kind of like the retarded kid that is really sweet and really nice and always shows up, but all he’s good for is going and getting the grocery carts.
Gee, that makes me feel good. :rolleyes:
Sigh
Overall I was given a review grade of needs improvement.
And I have a rehire status of C which when I asked my team leader what it meant was told, "We’d be glad to have you back working for Bean, but it wouldn’t be in the multi-pack department."
Or in the single pack department.
At least with my review I didn’t have to sign a piece of paper saying that “Ben is holding up his team’s packing process, thereby lowering his team’s morale.”
Yes, I actually had to sign a piece of paper acknowledging that.:eek:
During my short stay in the single pack department.
At least I’m still employed.