And the irony is these are all computer technical people here…they should KNOW that ordering online leaves such a trail. I think they have some idea they will be burying the guns in the backyard or something. Frankly I think this is a completely irrational response regardless of how you slice it…but there is no talking to any of them today.
I’m just glad I’ll be flying out before 2pm and won’t have to deal with any of them for a couple of weeks. Just in case one of them goes off the deep end and comes in wearing a Donald Duck mask, wielding a Mossburg and running amok through the office going <chuck-chuck> “QUACK!” boooooom! <chuck-chuck>…
(translation there is shotgun loading sequence followed by demented coworker shouting ‘quack!’ followed by the pulling of the trigger, followed by the reloading of the next round…just in case anyone wasn’t able to follow along)