So I said to the barista, "Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten."

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I was at Borders the other day to get a 16 oz. hot chai, because I love Borders’ hot chai, and I notice that the barista is wearing a nametag that says Pixie. Out of curiosity, I ask, “Is your name really Pixie?”

“In here it is.”

“Hmm.”

“Actually that’s not the full name. The full title is ‘Queen of the Pixies’.”

She hands me my change and heads over to prepare my chai. I walk along as well, on the other side of the counter. As she’s working I ask, “Does anybody ever ask you ‘Who died and made you Queen?’”

“No. Although I don’t know if Pixies really die. Maybe when you stop believing in them”

“Oh, sort-of like ‘every time a bell rings…’?”

“Yeah, or…”

I cut her off, “Or ‘every time you maturbate, god kills a kitten’?”

She glares at me menacingly. She hands me my 16 oz. hot chai without saying a word. I don’t think she was amused at all.

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Confused. Is this a parable? Why are there so many links?

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Did you mean to post this at everything2.net?

:smiley:

and I can’t imagine a pixie glaring menacingly. It seems frightening.

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A friend of mine has that picture on her wall, which prompted someone to add this one.

And jarbabyj, that’s what I was thinking too. I can’t understand the workings of that site for the life of me, but it’s sure a fun way to waste time.

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It’s a blast. Really easy to figure out once you start. Go look up some of my stuff :smiley:

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Already in Use, are those kittens airborne from masturbation?

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Are those tails behind the kittens, or skewers?

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This whole thread reminds me of something Spoz told me once:

Hey, I thought it was funny. :slight_smile:

F_X

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Yup.

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No, it’s just the buttered toast strapped to them (to quote another overused Internet joke).

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bah you should use those kittens to make poptarts.