That’s right. My brother told me last night that his girlfriend is pregnant. I’m going to be an uncle.
He is the youngest of the three of us, so it kind of blows my mind that my baby brother is going to be a dad. Still, it is pretty damn cool.
Uncle Ashtar. Has a nice ring to it.
Congratulations.
Sadly, I will never be an uncle. I lack a penis. It makes me sad, all of the things my brother does with my kids, I will never be able to do with my nieces/nephews.
Wait a minute. I have boobs, I can be an aunt. 
My brother and sister need to get on with having kids already. My kids are going to grow up lonely damnit. It’s a good thing I had three, so they could at least play with each other at family dinners.
Have fun spoiling your niece/nephew.
Yeah, I remember when my brother called me and said, “How do you feel about being an aunt?” four years ago. Since I’m the oldest, I had to think of my little brother as being a daddy. Now both my siblings have children, so I’m used to it. But I don’t know about Uncle Ashtar. If I were you, I’d insist on at least Lord Uncle Ashtar.