So, is there anything we're allowed to put ketchup on?

If you like it, use it. Be sure to get it in squeeze bottles though. They’re perfect for squirting ketchup in the faces of the snobs who object.

I used to put ketchup on everything, but I have mostly lost my taste for it as a condiment. Once in a great while, I’ll put it on scrambled eggs or a burger, maybe once a year. Either my tastes have changed, or ketchup today is sweeter than it used to be. These days I use it mostly as an ingredient with other stuff. If you add enough vinegar, hot sauce, mustard, horseradish, and Worcestershire sauce, it makes a good glaze or sauce for a few hearty beef dishes like meatloaf, meatballs, and brisket.

Sure, as long as you don’t mind furry doughnuts.

To answer my own question, I found some nutrient data from 1962 (Heinz) and compared it to today’s nutrient label (also Heinz). The carbohydrate content is the same, to within a rounding error.

But not the ingredients.

Ketchup is a must on KD (Kraft Mac and Cheese for the non-Canadians)!

Ketchup? Are you insane? Mac and Cheese demands chili sauce! :smiley:

The only thing I put ketchup on is cooked cabbage, like with corned beef. It just isn’t the same without it.

It’s threads like these that make you realize how truly fucked up some people are.

No, no, no. Bacon Salt.

I dare anyone here to make the claim that Lutefisk is NOT improved by the addition of ketchup.

Sorry. Raised in the upper Midwest, and I loves me some ketchup on my bratwurst (along with plenty of kraut and stone-ground mustard).

Speaking of chili–I put Parmesan cheese on chili.

This is a true story, I swear to God. I was in a cute (but not super expensive) little cafe in Beverly Hills when I overheard the following conversation:

Waiter: Would you like some ketchup?
Lady: Ketchup is for peasants

And…scene.

What’d the poor little minions ever do to you?

Lutefisk is improved by the addition of lighter fluid.

OK, this ketchup on Mac and cheese is something I’ve never heard of, nor want to be part of. The hell?

Just to re-iterate, this is not ketchup on actual mac and cheese. This is only for Kraft Dinner (which cannot, by any reasonable person, be referred to as mac and cheese).

I just had a Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl for breakfast. Scrambled eggs, potatoes, sausage and cheese. It was a bit on the dry side so I slathered it with ketchup. :smiley:

Same difference. Never heard/knew this was a thing.

I consider it fairly decent mac & Cheese, and it’s very Proustain, too.