So it turns out I'm a culinary badass.

I was sitting around, trying to ward off the dizzy spells that struck with a menace in English class this morning and have been coming and going since, when I had the bright idea to toast some banana bread and then spread cream cheese on it.

Then it occurred to me: people eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches on bread all the time, right? Well, what if I just spread peanut butter on banana bread? That would be the same thing, only three times as awesome!

And it turns out that, yes, it is awesome.

I know what you’re thinking at this point: “But fetus, if you keep coming up with these culinary wonders, won’t we all look like idiots by comparison?”

Don’t you worry! I’ve come up with a solution to that: you can tell your coworkers these ideas and take credit for them yourselves! I know, I’m a hero.

If you think that is badass, try Nutella on banana bread. Yummmmmmmmmmmmm

I haven’t had banana bread in a long time, and never with peanut butter.

Wifey won’t be home until late tonight, so I’m on my own for dinner.

Hmm…