Where have all the dolphins gone? The Vogon Constructor Fleet can’t be far behind…
Well, tomorrow *is *Thursday.
I never could quite get the hang of Thursday.
And me with this pain in all the diodes down my left side…
I’m suddenly craving 3 pints of bitters…
Well, at least I know where my towel is…
It was there a moment ago, anyway… :eek: ::Panic::
No; Don’t Panic
Who said anything about panicking?! This is still just the culture shock!
Uhh, check the fine print in #6…
I could really go for a nice cup of tea.
hmmm, why did everything go dark?
This thread is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike the ones I usually read here
Listen, you stupid message board, it tastes filthy! Here, take this thread back!
Et Gortlesbee Undweddle splort
Let the slipcaster herusinault
Slimy, by the Mirtlesway
See if I don’t.
*Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don’t!
Sure, sure. Here I am, just innocently making shit up, and you gotta go trumpin’ me by gettin’ all Quotey about it.
Actually, I quite liked it!
And in one of those weird coincidences, a wormhole opens up and shoots ** NurseCarmen’s ** words across the galaxy where 2 alien races are involved in intense peace negotiations. Unfortunately, ** NurseCarmen’s ** words are one of the worst insults in the native language.
A war breaks out that spans across multiple planetary systems, devastating that section of the quadrant.
They eventually realize that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and, settling their few remaining differences, launch a joint attack on our galaxy, having been positively identified as the source of the offending remark.