So long, and thanks for all the fish...

Where have all the dolphins gone? The Vogon Constructor Fleet can’t be far behind…

Well, tomorrow *is *Thursday.

I never could quite get the hang of Thursday.


And me with this pain in all the diodes down my left side…

I’m suddenly craving 3 pints of bitters…

Well, at least I know where my towel is…

It was there a moment ago, anyway… :eek: ::Panic::

No; Don’t Panic

Who said anything about panicking?! This is still just the culture shock!

Uhh, check the fine print in #6

I could really go for a nice cup of tea.

hmmm, why did everything go dark?


This thread is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike the ones I usually read here

Listen, you stupid message board, it tastes filthy! Here, take this thread back!

Et Gortlesbee Undweddle splort
Let the slipcaster herusinault
Slimy, by the Mirtlesway
See if I don’t.

*Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don’t!

Sure, sure. Here I am, just innocently making shit up, and you gotta go trumpin’ me by gettin’ all Quotey about it.

Actually, I quite liked it!

And in one of those weird coincidences, a wormhole opens up and shoots ** NurseCarmen’s ** words across the galaxy where 2 alien races are involved in intense peace negotiations. Unfortunately, ** NurseCarmen’s ** words are one of the worst insults in the native language.

A war breaks out that spans across multiple planetary systems, devastating that section of the quadrant.

They eventually realize that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and, settling their few remaining differences, launch a joint attack on our galaxy, having been positively identified as the source of the offending remark.