This was just in my incoming email:
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington D.C
Attn: Beneficiary,
This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated by the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Imposters claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and imposter claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfill your Financial Obligation giving to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.
So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by arranging your payment in total of US$800,000.00 in an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw money in anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in the ATM CARD.
Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, all you did have to do is to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free because it is our right to protect the American Citizens. All I did want you to do is proceed and contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $150.00 only and note that your Approval Slip contains details of your PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER (PIN) which you will use in activating your ATM CARD in any ATM MACHINE.
CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: MR. PAUL SMITH
Well, since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, I guess all I do have to do is to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free because it is their right to protect the American Citizens.
Crandall Spondular is on standby alert, ready to assist!
IT’S TRUE! SNOPES CHECKED IT OUT! SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!1
The above is all in upper case for a damned good reason.
Monitory Crimes division? What do they do, sit around and watch crimes being committed? Or is that the division that busts voyeurs?
Annie-Xmas:
This was just in my incoming email:
Well, since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, I guess all I do have to do is to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free because it is their right to protect the American Citizens.
Mr. Paul Smith, eh? I wondered what my husband was doing in his spare time, quietly clicking away at his computer. Apparently he’s working undercover helping the FBI find Nigeran Scam artists! Bully for him!
TEDFaerie
Please, PLEASE, PLEASE , let Crandall deal with these mooks.
Nobody Spondulars like Crandall Spondulars.
That’s quite true. Mangetout , I nominate this for your sig.