Just browsing. I’m sure everyone understands. I’m perusing the goods for sale at drugstore.com. In the sexual well-being section. And on the front page, “Don’t forget to send her flowers on Mother’s Day”. Yes, thanks for reminding me to send flowers to my mother, but do you really think that’s an appropriate sales tecnique for most dildo shopers?
Why am I irresistibly reminded of the old joke that ends … “‘Haven’t you got a vase?’”" ?
When you care enough to send the very best!
Maybe they figure the flowers for mom will help assuage any of the guilt you may feel while “just browsing?”
Maybe you could call TeleFlora and ask them to deliver a nice Thinking of You! bouquet of dildoes to your mom. :eek:
Ya know dave that’s probably an option somewhere… I’ve seen boquets of condoms before with little packets of lube interspersed for color and variety!
Doh! this could lead to a really bad situation…
you ship a dildo to your mom and flowers to your address…
Ahem… as it happens, I was in Ann Summers (www.annsummers.co.uk) today (not for me, you understand) and my friend was discussing how she’d get her new purchase past the eagle eyes of her mother… I said just give her the thing and say Happy Easter Mum
Sounded like a plan at the time…
Did you wear out another one? Good god, woman!
I personally enjoy perusing Good Vibrations and have had nothing but mm-mmm-happy shopping experiences therein.
While I’ve yet to buy sex toys for my mum (and never will, honestly, since she so wickedly gave away my furry handcuffs!!), I did participate in a holiday sex-toy-exchange (not the exchange of old toys, silly, but new purchases amongst a set of friends…very good friends).
Runs naked through the thread, brandishing a large purple dildo…yelling
SILICON is YOUR FRIENNNNNND!
Whatever you do, be sure not to click on the first link Google gives you when searching for say it with penis. :eek:
I have always been a fan of the pThe Pink Pussy Cat. Mostly cause they have a store here in the Village and I drop by from time to time to err… register my moral outrage at their wide selection of lubes, and officially license Ron Jeremy “merchandise”.:rolleyes:
and what’s the deal with Ron Jeremy anyway. Yick!! I’m sorry, but a large penis does not cancel out the ugly fat slobbiness of the guy.
Sorry for the hijack
I actually went toy shopping with my mom last year. It wasn’t incredibly comfortable, but not the worst. It was kind of fun to browse with her and watch her try to act like she wasn’t shocked while she picked something out for her “friend.”
Plus, I got the bonus of telling people, “Guess what I did today?”
OMG! Too funny!
Har de har har smart boy lol…
No, I met up with 3 friends (net ones) and we went shopping… I suggested it more as a way to embarrass two of them but they knew I had made some purchases there so where being very loud saying “OK so which one is the one you have” lol… I was very red in the face and dying laughing…
I didn’t purchase anything but one of the guys bought one for his gf lol…
So, I am spreading the word of Rabbits to the world 
This is why you should shop for sextoys on websites that don’t advertise. I know a couple good ones, if you’re interested. And I can even set you up with free shipping 
You’re going to mail me some sex toys ?? :eek: I hardly know you!! :eek:
It doesn’t? That’s a blow. Better start cleaning myself up then.
This thread reminds me…
Anniversary is coming up soon. Must shop for the big night!
FB