There’s this nude woman in a sauna holding a bit of your string. That’s great, great, but we need a doctor, got to have a medical opinion.
There’s a nude woman in a sauna with a doctor–that’s too sexy. Put a two priests in there watching them, that’ll take the curse off it. Now, we need children and animals!
My friend “Bob” went to Canada this summer to see His Popeness. He’s only about 18. While he was there, he ended up with a lot of priests who were celebrating the arrival of the Pope in Canada.
Old Priest: (offering a glass of brandy) Would you like something to drink, my son?
Bob: No, no, that’s all right.
Old Priest: C’mon, you only live once!
All I can say is: Priests must be different in Canada.