So two Sequential Threads walk into a bar...

**It’s official: I’m an idiot
What is happening to me? **

**A question for the anti-offenderati,
Do I LOOK like Little Fucking Lord Fauntleroy?
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**My Boss Just Told Me To Clean Out My Desk
Describe it in three words **

“Hal, you’re fired!”

**Life Insurance Question with a little twist…

Question about how they film pornos **

As long as it doesn’t involve geckos…

**Moving a £26,000 classical piano: hey, what could possibly go wrong?
Describe it in three words **

Crash!
tinkle
“Fuck!” :eek:

**Can we now, finally, chew the lying stripper a new one?

I pit those who leave chewed gum in public places
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**Moving a £26,000 classical piano: hey, what could possibly go wrong?

My (Late) April Fool’s Prank **

Define “skank”
tell me about renting a hotel room for just a few hours

**Family Feud!

Any Interest in a Dixie Dopefest? **

**My musical, medical anoscope!

Ask the Man Who Had a Colonoscopy **

MSPIMS trifecta (slighty sick)

** My Grandmother just died today.
The Celebrity Death Pool 2007
Kurt Vonnegut has passed away **

Just spotted this pairing:

**Reopening old sexual abuse/predator wounds?

Help me prepare to take a 6yo to a Latin Mass. **

:stuck_out_tongue:

Sailboat

Lots of 'em up in this very section, piled upon each other:

**What is happening to me?

Ask the Man Who Had a Colonoscopy

My old boss gave me syphillis!

How have you (inadvertantly) changed someone’s life?

Ask a mathematician

A Surreal Experience Last Weekend (Sign Language)
Pygmy Rugger Today 12:35 PM

What’s silly that you do on your commute?

World class violinist plays the morning rush hour in DC
**

"My kid sister could draw that!" Why in Art Museums?
Find me the cringiest artist on the web
Famous works of art that you hate

We’re so positive about artwork here…

What kind of weirdo would have an affair with Paul Wolfowitz?
The guy who felt me up on the subway

**What’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard?

Engagement Rings
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**What kind of weirdo would have an affair with Paul Wolfowitz?

Sportsmen that “thank God” for their victory.
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A gem in Cafe Society:

**Acting performances you weren’t prepared to be impressed by
The Thing’s Dick (Fantastic Four) **

MPSIMS

**New York hand Jobs only £4.95
Need an awesome career **

**“My kid sister could draw that!” Why in Art Museums?

Famous works of art that you hate
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