In MPSIMS:
Crap That People Hang From Their Rear-View Mirrors!
Crying Babies/Toddlers
Talk about distracted driving.
My conversation with an Iraq vet
I hope I don’t croak while I’m wearing this
one ticket, please
In MPSIMS:
"Altho I have a brain the size of a pecan, you WILL do my bidding!"
Crying Babies/Toddlers
Yes Master. Anything! Just stop crying!
**On waxing
Little pink houses… **
**Ow, My Hangover, Or How We Became Catholic: An MMP
I have been sober for 20 years!!! **
Musta been one mofo of a hangover!
New Psots:
Can sneezing break a rib?
Most inappropriate questions on a job application
A thread walks into a bar. Owner throws him out. We don’t serve threads here.
Thread turns himself into a figure eight and messes up his end.
he walks into the bar. Owner says are you a thread. He says No I Am A frayed Knot.
From MPSIMS
Crying Babies/Toddlers
An extrtaordinary courtroom audiotape of justice being served.
**If god is all powerful
I feel guilty for paying taxes
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I don’t follow the logic, exactly, but if god was all-powerful, I;d rather not have to pay taxes.
World class violinist plays the morning rush hour in DC
My musical, medical anoscope!
You’d think he would have stuck to the violin.
How to describe something to doctors…
My old boss gave me syphillis!
That is a little awkward to explain, even to doctors.
**If god is all powerful
Could Sen. Kerry vote against a nominee who gave $$$ against him?
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And could He make a rock so big Kerry couldn’t pick it up?
**What to say to get people to die for you?
I don’t know why, but “The Lark Ascending” seems to stand above the rest…
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Somehow, I can’t see that line working.
From IMHO:
Mouse trapped in the closet…
Any martial arts that are non-confrontational?
**Crap That People Hang From Their Rear-View Mirrors!
My musical, medical anoscope!
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**Things every Doper should know
My old boss gave me syphillis! **
That’s in the dictionary under “over-sharing”
When Easter Presents Attack
The death of children
**Can someone give me the short course on Heather Mills hate?
“Dancing with the Stars” Season IV **
She is not that bad.
It’s official: I’m an idiot
Ow, My Hangover, Or How We Became Catholic: An MMP
**What to say to get people to die for you?
The Thomas Kinkade movie **
From New Posts:
The Thomas Kincade Movie
Upping the Ante on Kincade Horror