So what are all the safe space kids whining about Trump...

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

@Calico_Jack

The classical humanities don’t, hence why they’re rarely tought in modern liberal arts classes, as they’re generally anything but liberal, unless you could John Stuart Mill’s philosophy.

(Let me guess, you’re Wikipedia’ing that name right now )

The only time an apostrophe is used in conjunction with a suffix is with the possessive “s.” Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

[Calico_Jack]

@steronz

If you’re not mad, then you’re what, just trying to upset people for your own amusement? Like a bully?

“Waah, I need a safe space mommy!”

[Calico_Jack]

@Isosleepy

This is what a period looks like: . It’s probably located under the questionmark on your keyboard.
It tells us that a sentence is finished.
“lol” is not an alternative to a period.
Used as such, it tells us you’re an idiot.

Fixed this for you, dmiwit. It’s spelled “question mark”, not “questionmark”. You’d probably have learned that if you were prep-schooled like me, rather than victim of some inner city public school system.

[Calico_Jack]

@QuickSilver

Fuck off, moron.

What a wonderful vocabulary you have, dearie. I hope you don’t kiss your boyfriend with that mouth.

[Calico_Jack]

@Trion

I know! I mean, I have nothing better to do too. But I spend that time crying and eating cake in my underwear like a respectable person.

…If you’d look for a job then you’d indeed have better things to do, bucko.

[running_coach]

@Calico_Jack

The classical humanities don’t, hence why they’re rarely tought in modern liberal arts classes, as they’re generally anything but liberal, unless you could John Stuart Mill’s philosophy.
**
(Let me guess, you’re Wikipedia’**ing that name right now )

I suggest you proofread before posting. Someone might think you’re an idiot.
The rest of us already do.
ETA: the bolding in Wikipedia**'**ing didn’t show up.

[Calico_Jack]

@running_coach

I suggest you proofread before posting. Someone might think you’re an idiot.

I suggest you learn to be less of a pedantic twit about typos, then you might actually be able to get a girlfriend sometime.

The rest of us already do.

I don’t typically care about the opinions of idiots, just as I don’t typically ask virgins for advice on my sex life.

^–Idiot above probably didn’t even know who John Stuart Mill is, lol

[iiandyiiii]

@Calico_Jack

I suggest you learn to be less of a pedantic twit about typos, then you might actually be able to get a girlfriend sometime.

But I thought your prep school taught you all about how to distinguish between question mark and questionmark! Is prep school suddenly failing you? Whatever has the world come to?

I don’t typically care about the opinions of idiots, just as I don’t typically ask virgins for advice on my sex life.

Please, brag some more about your sex life. Tell us how handsome and desirable you are. Nothing screams “STUD!” like random internet people bragging about how attractive they are!

[Calico_Jack]

@iiandyiiii

But I thought your prep school taught you all about how to distinguish between question mark and questionmark! Is prep school suddenly failing you? Whatever has the world come to?

If you needed a school higher than kindergarten to teach you that, then you must’ve been in special ED kiddo.

Please, brag some more about your sex life. Tell us how handsome and desirable you are. Nothing screams “STUD!” like random internet people bragging about how attractive they are!

I’m just bragging about having a sex life… period, which I’d bet is more than half of the robotic progressive trolls here can attest to. They’re like the Borg.

[iiandyiiii]

@Calico_Jack

If you needed a school higher than kindergarten to teach you that, then you must’ve been in special ED kiddo.

So it taught you the “questionmark” thing, but it failed to teach you how to spell “taught” and to proofread to ensure you write complete sentences?

How sad for you! But fret not; nowadays all types of people can achieve happiness, no matter what they lack in education or intellect.

I’m just bragging about having a sex life… period, which I’d bet is more than half of the robotic progressive trolls here can attest to.

So not only are you a sex-life bragger, but you’re one of those guys who can reach through the internet and glean the sex lives of others, and it just so happens that those that you disagree with have crappy ones! Amazing! What a coincidence, huh?

[QuickSilver]

@Calico_Jack

…

No, really. Fuck right off.

[Skywatcher]

@Isosleepy

This is what a period looks like: . It’s probably located under the questionmark on your keyboard.
It tells us that a sentence is finished.
“lol” is not an alternative to a period.
Used as such, it tells us you’re an idiot.

@Calico_Jack

It’s spelled “question mark”, not “questionmark”. You’d probably have learned that if you were prep-schooled like me, rather than victim of some inner city public school system.

@Calico_Jack

I suggest you learn to be less of a pedantic twit about typos, then you might actually be able to get a girlfriend sometime.

[running_coach]

@Calico_Jack

I’m just bragging about having a sex life… period, which I’d bet is more than half of the robotic progressive trolls here can attest to. They’re like the Borg.

Does your mom let you run a tab or does she demand cash up front?

[Calico_Jack]

@iiandyiiii

So it taught you the “questionmark” thing, but it failed to teach you how to spell “taught” and to proofread to ensure you write complete sentences?

Honestly kid, I’m not sure how you can be this pedantic without suffering from some legitimate disability.

Thank God for Google spellcheck, if it wasn’t for that you’d still be in special ED. Whatever you do for work can and should just easily be replaced with a robot.

How sad for you! But fret not; nowadays all types of people can achieve happiness, no matter what they lack in education or intellect.

…except for you, even in spite of you lacking both education* and* intellect.

So not only are you a sex-life bragger, but you’re one of those guys who can reach through the internet and glean the sex lives of others, and it just so happens that those that you disagree with have crappy ones! Amazing! What a coincidence, huh?

No your obnoxiously pedantic posts along are all the evidence anyone needs that you don’t have much of a sex life unless it involves something with MS Paint and .jpegs of Ronald McDonald and Totally Spies.

[Tee]

Bucko, dearie, kiddo…this is either my great-aunt Anastasia or one of the townies from Animal Crossing.

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@Calico_Jack

I’m just bragging about having a sex life… period, which I’d bet is more than half of the robotic progressive trolls here can attest to. They’re like the Borg.

I’m sure you also have a Massive Internet Penis as well. Do you fap every time you get a reply? Happy to help.

[Mr.Miskatonic]

@Calico_Jack

What a wonderful vocabulary you have, dearie. I hope you don’t kiss your boyfriend with that mouth.

You’re not very good at this, are you?

[Mr.Miskatonic]

There’s an irony of someone bragging about his Prep School education while complaining about ‘safe spaces’ in Universities.

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

@Calico_Jack

Fixed this for you, dmiwit.

snerk

[Sunny_Daze]

Maybe we should keep him after all. He’s pretty entertaining. “dmiwit”