A friend of mine has cancer, and is going to have to have a testicle amputated. We’re putting together a list of what he can do with said body part after the operation–the wilder the better!
I know you Dopers will come through for me–the guys especially, after they uncross their legs and take their hands away from their groins!
: uncurls from fetal position :
in a martini
: goes back to fetal position for remainder of thread :
Put it in a bowl, blindfold kids at Halloween, and tell 'em it’s an eyeball.
TSA training device.
Feeze it in an ice-cube and serve it in a highball?
::uncrosses legs and takes hands away from groin::
What about something I was too sick to consider doing with my appendix when they took that one out? Put testicle in a small jar of alcohol/formaldehyde, make nice stand for jar, display on mantelpiece
::crosses legs and puts hands firmly on groin again, returns to fetal position::
Rocky Mountain Oysters, duh!
Did you even see my post?
Your post said “Dinner”.
Foosball!
FORE!
[Leonard Betts]You have something I need…[/Betts]
Will this be a normal-sized testicle, or one grossly swollen by cancer or inflammation or something into an object of more-interesting discussion?
put it under his pillow and wait for the necrotic gonad fairy
typ[iomnm woityhj m,yu nmopsder
Ping-Pong!
sprinkle liberally with catnip: instant kitty toy!
He’s a pinball wizard
There’s got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He’s got such a supple wrist…
Wine cork substitute?
Otara