So what are the uses for an amputated testicle?

A friend of mine has cancer, and is going to have to have a testicle amputated. We’re putting together a list of what he can do with said body part after the operation–the wilder the better!

I know you Dopers will come through for me–the guys especially, after they uncross their legs and take their hands away from their groins!

Dinner

: uncurls from fetal position :
in a martini
: goes back to fetal position for remainder of thread :

Put it in a bowl, blindfold kids at Halloween, and tell 'em it’s an eyeball.

TSA training device.

Feeze it in an ice-cube and serve it in a highball?

::uncrosses legs and takes hands away from groin::

What about something I was too sick to consider doing with my appendix when they took that one out? Put testicle in a small jar of alcohol/formaldehyde, make nice stand for jar, display on mantelpiece

::crosses legs and puts hands firmly on groin again, returns to fetal position::

Rocky Mountain Oysters, duh!

Did you even see my post?

Your post said “Dinner”.

Foosball!

FORE!

[Leonard Betts]You have something I need…[/Betts]

Will this be a normal-sized testicle, or one grossly swollen by cancer or inflammation or something into an object of more-interesting discussion?

put it under his pillow and wait for the necrotic gonad fairy

typ[iomnm woityhj m,yu nmopsder

Ping-Pong!

sprinkle liberally with catnip: instant kitty toy!

He’s a pinball wizard
There’s got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He’s got such a supple wrist…

Wine cork substitute?

Otara