So what are the uses for an amputated testicle?

In My Humble Opinion
21

Bronze it for a paperweight.

22

Do they still make Plasticast? That was a toy back in the 1960s where you could entomb things in clear plastic. Would make an interesting item for one’s desk.

23

Plasticize it and make a nice pendant.

24

Can’t think of any ideas for your friend, but I did want to say that being a surgeon who amputates testicles must take a lot of balls.

Thank you, I’ll be here all week!

25

Get together with some friends, and make a very special Netwon’s Cradle.

-D/A

26

Slightly off topic, but if asked by the doctor if he wants a prosthetic replacement, his answer should be hell yes.
Furthermore he should tell the doctor he wants the largest one they make and he wants it made out of solid brass.
That way if the question ever comes up he can answer in the affirmative.

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what are the uses for an amputated testicle?
what are the uses for an amputated testicle?
what are the uses for an amputated testicle?
earl-lie in the morning?

28

Hang them - (like fuzzy dice) from his rear-view mirrow.

29

Save it cryogenically, and pray for a cure.

30

Fishing tackle… on the Bait Bus.

31

:slight_smile:

So you can drink to that too!

32

Well, I’ve certainly helped out the vet on a friend’s farm, when the young bulls needed castration. I ended up knee-deep in bull testicles. Each was about the size of a baseball. I honestly do not know what the uses for testicles are. As I recall, they are simply discarded.

33

Or, Beer Pong!

Other uses:

  1. Surprise Christmas Stocking stuffer to scare the bejesus out of bad little boys.
  2. Hollow it out, do a little planting and voila - Hairy Chia Nut!
  3. Stand on 42 St. with a card table, three jock cups and and ask people to bet and guess which cup has the ball.
  4. Cremation ceremony, with “Great Balls Of Fire” playing in the background.
  5. Send in package via FedEx to IRS/ex-wife with note: “You’ve been holding me by the balls long enough. Here - take one!”
34

Okay, this made me laugh!

35

Allow me to Godwinize…

Makes the perfect gift for that special Führer in your life who has (almost) everything!

36

Really challenge Andrew Zimmern.

37

A replacement for their wife’s cancerous tit. I find this thread very tasteless, and I don’t care what you have to say on it. I’ve known people that died testicular cancer.

38

OMG, I used to play basketball with her!

39

That’s what Zimmern said.

40

Close, but needs more imagination. Give it to his boss for Christmas.