So what are the uses for an amputated testicle?

I agree totally.

That IS what Zimmern said!

btw, who’s Zimmern???

Best wishes,
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Paddle-ball?

Oh, like you think its the first ball he’s ever had in his mouth…?

Surely you know somebody who’s half nuts.

He can get one of these and have some serious fun!

Impale it on a large stake, and post it as a warning to others. “The last door-to-door salesman who knocked on my door … had to leave something behind …” [evil laughter]

He’s this guy.

He eats weird stuff.

What’s wrong with keeping it in a jar as a warning to others?

Hackie Sack

(NSFW lyrics…questionable video, too):

When out drinking drop it in your drink if you go to the bathroom. No-one will swipe your drink.

Amputated testicles are great entertainment for post-divorce girls’ nights out!

I grew up on a farm, and when we castrated pigs, we threw the balls to the other pigs to eat, they would fight over them. No sure what advice that is for your friend, but I wouldn’t be eating over at his house anytime soon.