Heh - I know - I call everyone “dude” because it amuses me. 
Listen here, fellah, stop yelling at featherlou. It’s quite ungentlemanly of you.
Okay. Just to clarify. Your fetish is to be eating freshly baked cake that was actually baked by Ewan McGregor while he has sex with someone else all night and you sit and eat cake and watch ?
God you’re sick.
That’s a very large urethra or a very small hat…
And the kilts. Dear GOD, the kilts.
:o
What if you could eat the cake OFF of Ewan McGregor?
And speaking of, he’s the reason for my Scots/Kilt fetish. Well, him and Liam Neeson in the movie Rob Roy. And lots of smutty novels set in medieval Scotland.
Well, there you go - a good reason for cake other than it’s cake.
Ah yes, kilts. I work in the fall at a ren fair for charity.
As an aside, how are men able to resist running their hands up women’s legs all the time when the women are wearing skirts? I mean really? Men must have way more self control than we women give them credit for.
I see a good looking man in a kilt, all I want to obsessively do is run my hand up his kilt. Lightly slide my hand against the grain of the hair on his legs, tease a little, check him out. Argh. Obviously, I have issues.
For all of you out there with similar issues, here ya go.
I can’t believe I’m gonna respond to this thread, but here goes…
I don’t have fetishes so much as major turn-ons. Goalies. Hockey goalies. In full gear. Oh my God. I’ve dated a goalie (not NHL :(), and I’m trying to talk him into doing me with the mask on.
I also like short men, having my hair pulled, nipples pinched, and my entire spine is an erogenous zone. I love to hear the grunts and groans of pleasure, and communication in bed. Tell me what you want, and I am all over it. And I’m bi, so I like boobs too.
Red hair.
Small tits (preferably B-cup or smaller), though shape is more important than size. But with small nipples/areolae.
Firm asses.
Thongs.
Tight jeans and short skirts.
Also, you’ve all been naughty girls, and definitely need to be spanked. With my hand, and then with this here paddle. And then I’ll take off my belt …
Not spending enough time at the Blowfish web site. A uretheral sound is a medical device, which like several other medical devices has been converted by us perverts to our own pleasure. It’s a thin metal rod made to go up the urethra. Obviously the vibrating part is where it crosses the line to decadence.
Shall I make every guy here cross his legs when I say I’ve used one my SO’s penis? Well he didn’t complain. Quite the opposite. You don’t know what your missing 
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Oh and Autolycus, I once saw some porn involving a womann putting a full fleged vibrater in her urethra. I think she really needed the money. But this nothing like that.
I’ve seen those used in porn (all femdom-related, of course). Makes me wince every time I see it.
Well that’s why I wanted the honey. Much better. More licking.
Tho’ I’d eat dead fish off of Ewan McGregor if he’d just show up runs to the window to check Nope. Still not there 
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Not of course. He’s the Dom here. He did it to himself before I ever met him. And it shouldn’t make you wince. It got him off. It got me off. And you know that can’t be bad (and he says he loves me, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Heh. I should send you the pictures he sent me…this before I ever met him in the flesh…just to horrify you )
Please don’t. I think that would be overstepping the line of “relative anonymity.”
Really skinny girls. Like, not just skinny but skinny-to-the-point of unhealthy. It’s something i notice very quickly.
However, anorexic is a big turn off. I guess that would seem almost impossible, but it’s not. There are a fair number of girls that are naturally very skinny. Oh, and short, too. But not young looking. 5’3 and about 90 to 100 pounds, with a more mature face…mmm.
Throw in big boobs and a nice ass. Wow.
Granted, that combination is almost impossible. I’ve met…okay, i can think of one girl who fits the description.
I think a lot of it is because I’m fairly lean (though now muscular) myself, and I’ve always looked for girls who are physically smaller than me.
Well if you can identify him by pictures of his penis I think I really need to know about that. But of course I wasn’t serious.
Just saying. It’s not really a wincable experience. As far as I can tell it’s more of a OHMYGODI’MGOINGTO COME experience.
You should try to track down Goldberg from Mighty Ducks.
Kind of geeky alpha males. Think Rick Moranis in My Blue Heaven.
Boss me around and talk nerdy to me!
Rather ordinary interests. Long hair, dark, or redhead. Curls a plus.
As far as fetish objects? Lingerie. Big time. I love the feeling of my hands tracing the curves of a woman’s silk-clad body.
What’s with all the guys who like red hair - long red hair? And why don’t you live next door?
-MB and her 30" of spectacularly glorious beautiful thick shiny red hair
Troy McClure writes:
So…you’re turned on by Wanda of the Fairly Oddparents?
How do we resist?
Well it aint easy I tell ya…however the thought of a swift smack in the chops followed by shrieks of “rape, pervert” are guaranteed to bring plod quickly on the scene.
So we resist, 99.99% of the time