I used to have one – the really long, skinny, zoot suit-style chain – and I loved the look. I was going for that whole Swingers/hepcat/rockabilly style, but I kept getting the chain caught in my car door or twisted around things, and the awkward moments outweighed the cool factor from simply having the chain dangling from my pocket. Plus, back in the day when I went to lots of shows, most clubs didn’t allow me in with it since it could conceivably be used as a weapon. It became more trouble than it was worth.
What she said, only girls. Oddly, geeky girls I find very hot, but geeky guys I don’t.
Re Jewish Boys- I’ve seen this quite a bit. It still strikes me as strange that I can increase my chances of sex by eating matzoh ball soup and mumbling in Yiddish. But, that seems to be the case.
Re Geek Boys- I have a harder time wrapping my mind around this than understanding why a staff of the magi isn’t an artifact but the Monocle Of Bagtholos is.
Back To The OP
I don’t like Goth music or philosophy, but I love the look of Goth women.
I love geeky women/women with glasses. Brains are sexy. Knowing a woman can program code, or recite ancient languages, etc is a major turn on.
Wow. I am glad someone else said this first. I was going to start a thread and call it “inappropriate crushes” or something. That’s not even my type usually, but yeah…Mahmoud is a hottie.
This is probably the place to confess to having a secret crush on John McCain. I am 99.999999% sure it has nothing to do with what he looks like…or his politics. I think it is his voice…and his manner. Now, that is something I could never admit to any of my friends.
I know what you mean! That is what I was thinking when I first started reading this thread! You do have to admit, however, that my particular paraphilia definitely fits the bill!
Tall, dark, sensual women and nerdy, scrawny guys. Go figure.
Well, my latest sexual fetish is Ewan MacGregor cleaning my house and baking me a cake, followed by an all-night sex romp. (Thanks, fluiddruid 
).
:dubious: If you had Ewan MacGregor why would you need cake?
Althought if he did a bit of tidying up after the romp I wouldn’t complain.
I had no idea about that site. Thank you so much.
For some reason, good looking women in one-piece bathing suits really turn me on. Bikinis really don’t do a lot for me. But an attractive woman in a high-cut one-piece bathng suit would almost make explode. When the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue was in my hands, those suits were the pages I went to.
I have no idea why I like this, maybe its the way they come off.
I have yet to find any website that caters to this.
Booblets.
Skirts.
Oh, I wasn’t thinking about the actual thread title when I made my post. Others were talking about specific people, and I just went along with the flow.
Just so that no one would think that…I would want to…have sex with…
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Why wouldn’t you want cake? It’s cake, dude.
Cake…or death?
OK I’ll take cake.
But if it’s cake over Ewan MacGregor, hell I don’t want him wasting time at the bakery. Athough he could pick up a jar of honey on his way over.
Ok I like vibrating uretheral sounds.
I don’t know if that’s a fetish, but it’s a bit better than “I like black ckicks”. C’mon, put some effort into this!
Oh and once again I AM NOT A DUDE!
I would cal it a fetish, but funny, witty, smart men can have their way with me. If they have an accent, or can speak a foreign language or two, I’ll quit my job and we can just never leave the house.
I greatly prefer dark hair and fair skin, but olive skin is fine too. Tall is better than shorter. But funny is the most important. Funny men are the most awesomely sexy men on the planet. I don’t mean “standup” funny. I mean the ones who are just funny and witty just being themselves. Oh god that’s sexy.
Your artwork is very good and very sexy. Do you have a gallery that shows the (ahem) climax to the story you started? 
What, exactly does this mean? I’ve seen and done a few offbeat things in my day, but I’ve never known a urethra to make a sound. What am I doing wrong? 
If you can fit a vibrator into your urethra, then my hat’s off to you.