I was gonna dress up like a beer wench for my ex, but alas, that never happened.
I’d dress up like anything, really, if you will talk dirty to me… And pull my hair. And call me a slut (although I guess harlot or something would probably be more appropriate to the period, right?)
I was gonna say “How YOU doin’” but I think the boobs might not be so appealing to you (although, they are, IMO, fantastic).
Fetish:
short tartan skirts (on women)
corsets (on women)
Yeah nothing too outlandish really. As for what I find attractive in women,
I love big women, preferably red hair, preferably intelligent. I’ve found all that with
my missus wooooohooooooooooooo.
If I weren’t married, I’d be asking “how you doin’ - you dirty slut!” 
Hey RedRosesForMe, I’ll pick up the slack, you filthy wench!
I have yet to meet another women who fancies men with receeding hairlines - combine that with goatee beards and a little chubbyness and you have my ideal man.
I also have a bottom fetish - love them - all shapes and sizes, but really like juicy ones that you can bite into nicely. Men’s bottoms look soooo nice in kilts or lava lavas.
Black women. Prior to getting married (to someone of American Indian extraction) every woman I’d been with was from either Jamaica or St. Kitts.
I’m also rather fond of molesting partners when they are done up in their church clothes. Nothing like a bit of defiling on a Sunday morning.
OK, so how about tight, low-cut, plain, short-sleeved and feminine T-shirts? No websites for that, as far as I know. So much for “specify type of goat” humour.
Um. I love you. In bunk. Now!
(This is the funniest thing I’ve read all week – it made me cry. Now every so often “his wounded majesty” pops into my head and I laugh out loud. Thanks, Sampiro!)
Mine isn’t a fetish but a type: big, burly, bald, bouncer/boxer/bruiser types. Broken noses optional but a plus.
Well then keep your ass in the southern hemisphere! 
Cause I’m the other woman. And that sounds a lot like my SO.Well he’s not really cubby at least till I started cooking him dinner. But he’s totally hot since hairline receded and he got the goatee (and went siver…he ages like a fine wine.) And an ass you can eat like an apple. So hands off missie!
I’m still trying to decide if I have a fetish. I still say most of these are more tastes than fetishes. A fetish is more like obsessing over high heeled shoes. Or I guess red hair goes out to by more dye or corsets stops by the dry cleaners to touch them up. I think of myself as more kinky that fetishistic. I do have a cetain hypnotic fascination with the riding crop my SO bought for me.
Ah, but was he like that when you first met him??
My hands are off as I have no idea where you are (and I don’t do attached men), but can I be put on his ‘can do’ list if we were ever to meet?
Nope. Came out of the box that way. But I’ve seen the pictures.And he’s way better now.
And sure, if you show up with a good bottle of wine and a great rack (I have to think about his needs…)
But I have to be able to watch.
Many turns-on, but most are common enough.
Fetishes, though?
Lingerie. Especially suspenders* & hose (stockings). Yummmmy.
Skirts and sundresses. Oooh, yeah…
A hunt… A chase, a takedown… A struggle… Yeah, that gets my engines started!
Afterwards, ropes and restraints for the second and subsequent rounds. Punishment for her having run away in the first place… Maybe an escape attempt, and consequences for that attempt…
Taking my victim past orgasm, past the point they thought they could stand, into the realm where pleasure removes all rational thought.
Yeah, I’m Dom. With a fondness for Brats & Teases.
*which most people here in the US call garter belts. Nope. They’re suspender belts. 
Whoa.
Well I’m not that much a a brat. I prefer to collaps into sub like a house of cards. But I do have an acid tongue (take that as you will…and punish me as you see fit
And as noted I do have the corset and suspenders on hand. Exactly how nearby are you ?
Heh! betenoir, I can see that you’re a naughty girl.
[sinister accent]
Ve haf vays for dealing vif dat.
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Pottymouth gets a spanking, at the very least. Recidivism means stronger measures will be used.
Where’s an evil smilie when I need one?
I’m a MADoper. But you’d have to negotiate with my wife, too. 
I may be Dom, but we’re equal partners until the scene starts.
I think we need to call a Straight Dope orgy.
I’ll have to keep that in mind. I wouldn’t want to say any nasty fucking words that would get my tender flesh reddened
Then you’re closer then I thought. But I’d have to get written permission from my English Dom first. But your wife can always be a middle .
Now tell me more about these godamn stronger measures
My, my. Such naughty words.
Really, you ought to know better by now. Still… If you haven’t learned, then I suppose I must instruct you.
If a good paddling isn’t enough, perhaps I might move on to a switch. Rattan, perhaps. Or maybe birch.
Or maybe pleasure to the point of pain is more… appropriate? Take you right to the edge, but never let you go over… Hold you there, begging… pleading? Yes… That might do nicely. I wonder how long I can keep you hanging on the edge of an orgasm? Might that be a better choice? Hmmm. That’s trickier - I’d need to get a ‘read’ on you, see which way I should go… Or maybe I should alternate directions… Mix things up a little.
Decisions, decisions…
I like the way You think.
As i’ve said i like the riding crop. Well maybe, like is not the right word. And I’ve been as far as a good caneing. i cryed. Which most Doms appreciate.
We’re definatly turning this into a porn thread. i mean a good fucking porn thread.
d&r as he drags her down and ties her up firmly