So, what are your sexual fetishes?

I used to be a sailor. And a Boy Scout. I’m good with ropes, knots, and rigging. The Japanese have made an art of that sort of thing; I find it rather attractive. So, do carry on - I’d love a chance to practice…

Did you know that the insides of the thighs are very sensitive? I learned this from another Dom. It doesn’t take much - a surprisingly gentle tapping, in fact - to really focus your sub’s attention. At first, it seems almost negligible, but from small sensations, larger ones grow…

And I have here a very nice, small-diameter birch rod. Rather a whippy rod. The small diameter means you can’t carry much energy though, but that it stings rather more than you might expect. After a while, the inner thighs get rather tender, and really heat up. That’s when one breaks out the ice…

Seeing as you’re such a pottymouth, I daresay a gag is in order. I wonder…

:: rummages about ::

Ah! Just the thing! A nice hard-rubber bite-bar!

Oh my.

writes SO Dom furiously for permission.

Don’t rush too fast - I’m really rather busy these days, and haven’t much time for play.

Sad, really.

Ah. Making me wait. Classic Dom move.

Would you expect otherwise?
:wink:

What does the masochist say?

“Whip me, hurt me.”
What does the sadist say?

“No.”

:smiley:

Bush

No, not the president.

And what’s up with the shaving thing anyway? It isn’t like it is a deal breaker or anything, but I didn’t realize the twelve year old girl look was in. It isn’t really my thing…

It’s been in for a while now. Progressively since the mid-late 90s, going completely bald a couple years ago. Now I’m seeing a trend way from it again, albeit just as slowly.

Well I already mentioned a womans back and those 2 little dimples above her ass cheeks as being a turn on for moi.

Another is a smooth stomach, deep set navel just ideal for sipping whatever takes your fancy out of.

Yeah I know, I’m easy pleased

Nice.

I’ll be waiting with bated breath. Funny thing…I hate '70’s music, but I love the "hair"style. For most people it’s the other way around.

My master plan is going swimmingly. Carry on, and dont forget old Auto in the midst of all your fun :wink:

virgins.

eyebrows.

virgins with eyebrows :stuck_out_tongue:

Yeesh. Stay away from boarding schools, you minx!

Stop following the newbie LOUNE :wink:

that’s my job

Boarding schools! Why didn’t I think of that?! :stuck_out_tongue:

takes off the squid costume What did you say? The beak kinda wraps over my ears so it’s hard to hear.

Hairy armpits, smelly feet, chewed and dirty fingernails,bone through nose,dinner plate through lip,nicotine stained fingers, bad teeth, halitosis, hairy legs,spotty face,zits on ass,smelly pussy,dingleberries.

I’m 65, I can’t afford to be picky :smiley:

Seconded.

Hell, that’s pretty much MY kink–I think many of my RL friends might be off-put by the fact that both my wife and I at least some of the time are wishing very hard that we could catch a movie or board game or dinner with some of 'em and then proceed directly to total friends-with-benefits orgy.

I mean, we do the swinging/poly thing already, but the idea of good friends and good conversation and then rounding out the evening with a free for all fuck is just…dammit, I’m going to have to stay at my desk for a while.

Thirded. Provided everyone showns up naked, except for high heels…specifically the men. And shows up with a nice cassorole or at least a dessert.

I’ll be under your desk.

…and beer, you forgot the beer

fire and ice need I say more