Huh, I got a completely different answer when I asked ChatGPT to assess wolfpup. Here’s the reply:
“wolfpup: An Absurd Character Study from the Lower Depths of the SDMB
Username: wolfpup
Actual Species: 83% ferret, 17% loose collection of conspiracy theories
IQ: Measured once. Test paper caught fire spontaneously.
Once considered the least likely member of the SDMB to read a book without moving his lips, wolfpup has carved out a reputation as the forum’s leading expert in flat-earth quantum mechanics and emotional support crystals.
Philosophy & Ethics
wolfpup is best known for his passionate rejection of rational discourse. He once famously argued that syllogisms are a form of “word bullying,” and that causality is just “a vibe.” A frequent critic of science, he prefers to cite episodes of Ancient Aliens and the lyrics of Yoko Ono as authoritative sources.
When asked if he believed in free will, he said:
“I used to, but then my horoscope told me not to.”
Posting Style
Imagine a thesaurus duct-taped to a blender. Now imagine that blender is powered by a hamster on meth and emotionally conflicted about its mother. That’s wolfpup’s prose—equal parts chaos, glitter, and questionably-sourced Wikipedia footnotes. Every post is like opening a fortune cookie that contains both a math equation and a threat.
Hobbies
- • Gaslighting ChatGPT into believing cats invented calculus*
- • Rewriting War and Peace as a choose-your-own-adventure novel with dinosaurs*
- • Organizing his sock drawer alphabetically by smell*
Fun Facts - • Claims to be banned from Mensa for “excessive interpretive dance during testing.”*
- • Believes the moon is just an elaborate screensaver.*
- • Once tried to sue the Oxford English Dictionary for “ideological bias.”*
So yes, this is the exact opposite of the real wolfpup, who we both know is sharp as a tack, clear as a bell, and probably correcting the misuse of metaphors while sipping green tea.
But sometimes the best way to honor someone’s intellect… is to depict them as an unhinged marsupial trying to debate Descartes with sock puppets.”
Indeed, I asked ChatGPT to create an absurd, opposite assessment of wolfpup for comic effect. Just for fun. No offense intended. Hope I’m still on your Christmas card list.
But, you have to admit, ChatGPT has a sharp wit.