Those who you who follow the antics of those crazy cats over at PETA might have heard that they’re asking Ben & Jerry’s ice cream to stop using cows’ milk, and instead to make ice cream from human breast milk.
What i wanted to know is whether we could come up with a good name for the new flavor, in the tradition of Ben & Jerry’s labelling practices. We have Cherry Garcia, Phish Food, Chubby Hubby, Half Baked, etc. If they decided to take PETA up on its challenge, what would the new ice cream be called.
You can create a name that relies only on the presence of breast milk for its appeal, or you can choose to add other ingrediaents and work them into the name, if you like.
I haven’t thought of anything myself yet, and i’m about to go to bed. Hopefully by the time i get up in the morning, some East coast and overseas Dopers will have come up with some good suggestions.
(I didn’t put this in the Pit—which is where most PETA-related stuff ends up—and if you want to rant and rail at PETA then please start your own thread. Mods: if you think this should go in the Games Room, feel free to move it)