So What's REALLY In "Area 51"?

Well, I’ve actually spent many days just a few ridges away, at Frenchman Flat in the Nevada Test Site, and I can tell you with certainty some of the things that are “REALLY in” Area 51:

  • Sand
  • Dust
  • More sand and dust
  • Jackrabbits
  • Sidewinders
  • Kangaroo rats (swarms!)
  • Foxes
  • Painted Tortoises [sup]1[/sup]
  • Scrub grass and chapparal, except on the lake beds, where there is NOTHING
  • Even more sand and dust

[sup]1[/sup] Well, actually… I’ve never seen any tortoises, but there are signs all over the NTS saying, in effect, “don’t drive over the tortoises.” And the one picture I did see of a tortoise, it had a number painted on its back

Well, it looks like the security at Groom Lake is a lot tighter than that in Britain.

No, that’s Warehouse 23.

:smiley:

My former father-in-law is a retired colonel in the USAF. His wife is an engineer for a defense contractor that specializes in making guidance systems. Lynn (the wife) won’t confirm or deny that she’s ever been there (I stopped asking), and John told me “I’ve piloted a plane near it and the only thing I know for sure about the place is to stay away from it - when they say “Don’t come near here or we’ll shoot you out of the sky,” they mean it.”

Secretly acquired? I thought we paid good money for them. IIRC, the going rate was $500,000 in gold.

No, instead we just got James Bond.

First time I read this,I thought it said Elvis’s condom.Boy did that worry me…

Since when is MI6 based at Buckingham palace?

Not all of the Soviet equipment the US had was handed to us by defectors. Some that were purchased were purchased secretly from other governments that equipped their forces with Soviet equipment, but still maintained friendly relations with us. That’s still a “secret” acquisition - after all, if the Soviets had known about it, they’d have stopped selling to those countries.

Some of it also came from Germany or the former Czechoslovakia. After the Berlin Wall fell, for instance, the new, re-unified German military had a bunch of Soviet-supplied stuff they really didn’t want, so we purchased Hinds, Hips, MiG’s, etc. A former East German missle corvette was even a commissioned unit in the US Navy for a time.

There are a few places where you can get a view of the base about like this. Rugged terrain up rocky slopes that can be done on a motorcycle if you have any rock-riding skills and time to waste. Not much to see really, but I can say I saw it.

There are far more interesting places in Nevada to see, believe me.

My old man flew out of Nellis and told me there were “blacked-out” spaces on maps and was told that if he ever had to bail out/crash land in these areas, to not move from the spot and would be picked up. He also, as a passenger on a transport, flew into an unmarked base and was held on the plane by armed guards till it left the ground again. He figures it was Groom or possibly Tonopah.

Well, what else are the Chupacabras supposed to eat?

Umm… Maybe goats, perhaps??

(Preferably, juicy ones.)