A lot of people around here think they’ve been screwed by Ralph Nader.
No, but he didn’t do that to anyone else either. I guess it was a different scene at the convention.
I met a Gay hustler in West Hollywood who had some interesting stories about having sex with Richard Simmons on a regular basis.
I also know someone who has the story of Tom Cruise and his Gay hustler experiences, that were officially declared false but were indeed true.
I’m not sure I would tell people I did Richard Simmons.
I am intrigued. :eek: Sure he wasn’t just researching for that gay role he played in, what was it, oh yeah Top Gun?
I had a couple of nights with a former Mrs. one of the 50 states (state I will keep private since she is easily found on the web). And FTR, she was no longer a Mrs., so that was a good thing. I am pretty sure she’s still active in films and TV, but I haven’t googled her in a while.
But I will right after I hit “Post”. 
How about, “probably could have if I’d gone for it”?
When I worked for a local comedy club in the 80s/90s, a certain female comic came through town a few times a year. We hit it off the first time we met, and every time she was in town, she made sure we went out dancing or otherwise hung out every night. She was always touching me, putting her arms around me, etc… Co-workers thought I was sleeping with her; one, when I insisted we were not, said “Why not? She totally wants you!”
The catch was, she was married the whole time I knew her. Now, I’m no saint by any measure, but I drew the line at making The Move on a married woman. Had she come right out and said she wanted to sleep with me, or if she’d been the one to make The Move, I have no doubt I would have done it. But it never happened; we always just had a very close, flirty relationship.
Not long after the last time I saw her, I heard she divorced her husband. :smack: While never a big star, she did have her own short-lived sitcom in the mid '90s and has had supporting roles in a number of well-known films. Every time I see her in anything I still feel a tiny twinge of regret.
I once had sex with the cousin of a member of an internationally famous Irish rock band, in the band member’s attic*.
*Not a euphemism.
I’m quite certain I would not.
Hey, if he was a hustler, it’s really no different than waiting on Richard Simmons at a juice bar. I just hope he got a good price…lord knows it would take a LOT of money to get me in there…
Not me personally, but a good friend of mine once gave Jeff Lynne a blowjob in his limo.
I don’t know how you define “celebrity”, but one of my ex-girlfriends has a Wikipedia article on her. (No, I’m not going to identify her. Besides, it was more than 30 years ago).
Wow, I had no idea Margaret Cho was ever married. 
I figure it had to be either Margaret Cho or Brett Butler.
Sorry, both wrong. The comedienne in question is less famous, but more attractive, than these two. And that’s all I’m sayin’. 
Is she on the D list?
Not Kathy Griffin, either.
Honestly, though, you’d all be disappointed if I identified her. As celebrities go, she probably doesn’t even make the “E” list.
Thank goodness. What the hell is wrong with Steve Wozniak anyway? With the brains and money that guy’s got, he could do a hell of a lot better.
My High School girlfriend was Erin Cohen. She goes by Erin Daniels now. You would most likely know her as the tennis coach from The L Word.
I went for a while with a minor celebrity who introduced a very famous person to their current spouse.
I damn near fell off my chair when I read that.
ETA: My sister had a fling with a very young Rosie O’Donald, and I met her. Didn’t like her then and don’t like her now (Rosie, not my sister)