Awww. Poor widdle Malacandra, we’re being all mean to you.
Here, have a biscuit.
Took you three weeks to come up with that little gem? :dubious:
I heard that while visiting my brother in L.A.- actually an interesting show. A bit too fund’ist for my tastes.
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no, sorry, doesn’t fit the question.
Mel Brooks is 2000 years old* and he’s still alive. So Jesus could still show up in time.
*I’ll admit the documentary proof on this is questionable.
No.
This is where mistranslation really hurts. Rather, the omission of the key word “hole” at the end of the phrase, which entirely changes the meaning.
hnyuk hnyuk hnyuk dem xians sure is tardz huh Cletus?
Class piled upon class. I guess it’s a step up from shouting “Bum!” and giggling like a loon.
Oh, get over yourself. 
Your God can handle a few jokes, methinks. Especially if he was crucified, he probably is damn grateful for just jokes.
Join the rest of the world - most religions are mocked mercilessly in this country and I think a beautiful thing - if humans can’t laugh, we can only weep. It’s the price you pay for being the dominant religion.
Malacandra is a religion? It DOES sound like some eastern practice.
What are the tenets of Malacandrians? I need to decide whether to join it or mock it, or both.
Buzz off.
Ooh, ooh, can I join? Can I be a minister? Can I have a clergy sticker for my bumper?
“Hey, Sarge. You can’t ticket this car. Look here, he’s a high priest of Malacandra.”
Oh, and btw I mock my own religion mercilessly. That’s how I know it’ll stand up to intellectual (and sarcastic) inquiry.
An idea for a terrifying movie, far scarier than Zombies:
Channel surfing shows Pope Benedict/President Obama/Mormon Prophet/Dalai Lama and other political and religious leaders all making statements on the day’s story. Anderson Cooper comes on:
Interesting point you make, but when I see an allusion to Jesus Christ coming in his Father’s glory hole, I think we’re some way past examining what intellectual and sarcastic inquiry Christianity can take, and well into the territory of trying to one-up each other with tasteless playground humour in an atmosphere of mutual back-slapping. Exactly where you think that line may have been crossed in this thread, I leave to your judgment, and I don’t plan to get into any arguments about it. But neither my God or my personal faith can be hurt like that, so don’t concern yourself there.
Dang dude, you had the guy with the inside info in front of you right there, why didn’t you ASK him?
I mean, hell, he’s got materials printed up and all, he MUST have some inside info.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe the original concern about the joke came from you, not digs.
So how about you STFU and let us have our fun?
Jesus did come back, but he saw his shadow, meaning we’ll get 6 more weeks of bad weather, so he went back in.
Sure I’ll correct you, since you make it so easy - I didn’t post any concern, merely chimed in with a comment about the circle-jerk and followed up with a remark about how classy the thread was getting.
Masturbate away, dear fellow - just wash your hands afterwards and dispose of the poor biscuit thoughtfully.
Um, that sounds very familiar. Did onion.com take that angle a while back, or is it just my imagined memory?
- Jack