So who's going to see Sarah's movie?

Cafe Society
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“The [del]Uncompleted[/del] Undefeated” is opening in select theaters (but not in Alaska). Anybody planning to see this? If so, please report back.

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Not I.

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Send a ticket to PeeWee Herman.

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It is not opening in her home state? Fascinating.

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Maybe they don’t have the equipment to show talkies yet.

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I was going to go, but decided to have a good session of ocular acupuncture instead.

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Are there boobies?

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One boob.

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Maybe they’ll have brains in them. Then it can be retitled “The Woman With Two Brains”.

-Joe, has a penny for anyone who gets THAT one

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Geez, what’s with all the John Wayne remakes.

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Not unless Tom Servo and Crow are in the front row.

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I’ll watch a few minutes of it, if it’s free and I can download it and watch it on my computer.

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I was going to suggest some doper take one for the team and report back on it. But that might involve lining Sarah’s pocket even more, so it probably wouldn’t be worth it.

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Why is it called the undefeated when she was defeated?

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Stop attacking her!

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There isn’t any showtime info on Fandango as of Friday the 15th. You can sign up to be informed when there is… information.

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Nobody knows this, but about five seconds before McCain conceded she quit the campaign.

That was just the first of her many undefeateds.

-Joe, you can’t fire me, I QUIT

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It’s so hard to imagine something I look forward to less. I’d probably catch the Pinky Lee Marathon first, followed by a Pauly Shore retrospective, and maybe some reruns of Rice football games.

If anybody does a sacrificial viewing and reports back, please put everything in spoiler boxes. Can you spoiler the thread title?

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Not only was she defeated as McCain’s running mate, it has been reasonably argued that she was the principal reason why he lost.

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But, see, she was actually working AGAINST McCain. She wanted Amurika to see first hand the damage socialism would do to god and dead trout and apple pie.

So, see, she wanted McCain to lose to show Amerikans the true way. So she didn’t lose. Sarah doesn’t lose. Chuck Norris would lose before Sarah loses - are you saying Chuck Norris loses?

-Joe