In my eleventh grade British literature book, there was a series of illustrations that went with the excerpts of “Paraside Lost.” In one of them, Beezlebub looked really hot. I mean, seriously sexy. He has the most amazing body–thin and wiry, but with a little bit of muscle. Geez, I just stared at that picture for hours; it drove me wild.I became convinced that I was going to hell because I wanted to have sex with Beezlebub.
::passes out handbaskets::
Y’all are gonna need these…
Damn smilies!