So WTF is the market for flavored condoms?

[Czarcasm]

Cherry and strawberry are o.k., piña colada tastes off, and (surprisingly) chocolate condoms taste gawdawful. The best ones are banana-flavored.

[Guinastasia]

@grama

Forget about flavored condoms the thing I just cant get my mind around is flavored LUBE!

There’s actually bacon-flavored lube. Talk about taking the bacon meme a little too far.

[Rigamarole]

@grama

Forget about flavored condoms the thing I just cant get my mind around is flavored LUBE!

That’s easy to explain: suppose you are moving from an HJ to a BJ. Well, you wouldn’t want to do that if you were using regular lube, because you’d be slurping lube. Hence, flavored lube.

[Taomist]

@Rigamarole

That’s easy to explain: suppose you are moving from an HJ to a BJ. Well, you wouldn’t want to do that if you were using regular lube, because you’d be slurping lube. Hence, flavored lube.

This.

And now I need to find the bacon-flavoured one!

[apollonia]

@silenus

Or, of course, you could exhibit some discretion in your choice of sexual partners.

Nah!

Right! I forgot that no one ever, ever lies when sex is on the table. And did you know that all sexually-transmitted diseases are immediately obvious? Yes! If you have an STD your parts will turn green and crumble off. It’s completely 100% impossible to have an STD and not know about it. So just exercise discretion and you’ll have no need for condoms!