Want a good wine that’s getting a bit old? – I don’t like the Google ad at the top of the page. Wahhhh!
I feel so left out as a member in not being able to include what Google ad is up when I post. I’ll have to run a Google Page on the side and input the thread title so I too can keep posting about what ad is showing, Oh No! the page has a new ad since it refreshed! I had better post that too, just in case someone wants to keep track. Maybe someone needs some empirical data to do a statistical analysis of what ad will pop up next.
So you can’t get enough Google in your pathetic life! Let me see if I can help.
It’s so Damn Googlelisous! – Endorsement of products sold on Google.
Ougel Google Goo – The first words from a techno-babies mouth.
Oogely Googley Boo! – What a web junkie says to their baby when playing “I’m Gonna get you.”
Why are there so many web traffic problems? – People always stop and google at any site.
What does a pervert do to people that shop online? – Pop up from no where and hope you Google at what they’ve got.
What does a California Rooster ask first thing in the morning? - May I “Cop a Google Dude”?
What do you call the corner addict - GlueGal
What’s that song that starts “Google Cha Cha Google Cha Cha” “Ohhh I’m hooked on a feeling.”?
What does Google and the Mail carrier have in common? – They both deliver ads and porn to your home.
What is the synonym common to these words “Nuisance” Misdirect” “Mislead” – The Answer is “Google”.
“Thank You!”
Bow.
“Thank You!”
Bow.
Flourish my arms out in front of me and open them wide, bow head.
“Your too kind.”
