Wow, I wasn’t expecting my little rant to draw this much attention.
First, please rest assured that I am polite, friendly, tactful, and always provide the best customer service I can to all of my customers.
Now, let’s correct some misconceptions.
Canadians do make fun of Americans. Has nobody seen Rick Mercer’s “Talking with Americans” bit? How about the series of Canadian beer commercials that was on TV last year? One of the more common themes in Canadian comedy is poking fun at the perceived lack of knowledge that Americans show about their neighbor to the north. American’s also make fun of us. No Big Deal.
I did say that Americans were as stupid as everyone else. This seems to have raised some hackles. This was my bad I guess. I didn’t realize that USA’ers were so sensitive that seeing America and stupid in the same sentence would shut down their reading comprehension. Please let me clarify now. All I was saying was that the level of intelligence displayed around the world is about average. You all ask the same dumb questions over and over again. Now, before you jump on me for that let me point out that I did not rant about any of those dumb questions because most of them are only dumb if you are a frequent traveler. If you put a microphone in any customer service situation you will hear the employees bitching and complaining about their customers. It is a natural thing to do. All my life I have heard it, from my first job at Subway right through till now.
To be honest, it was the whole quoting in Canadian dollars thing that motivated this rant. I did throw in a couple of other things that happened to me recently so as not to seem to be US bashing (that didn’t work too well, eh?). Normally it is not a problem, when someone’s breath catches over the phone when I quote the rate I just generally quickly add that it is Canadian dollars and ask if they want the approximate in US. The problem is that even though I give you an approximation of what it is in US dollars, the hotel is guaranteeing the Canadian dollar amount. Now, recently the Canadian dollar has gotten a lot stronger in the market. It went from .63 to .73 over about a week. I am getting a lot of calls lately reconfirming reservations that were made a while ago when the dollar was still in the toilet. Perhaps you can see the problem…
Me: That is $CND 250 per night which is about $USD 180.
Guest : It was only $USD 157 when I booked it.
Me: “Explaining currency conversion over and over and over and the guest still not really understanding”
And finally, to the “Would ya have a room for the President” question. Sure, if he called in advance and the hotel was sold out we would bump someone out of their room (and book them a room at another hotel at no charge). If he arrived unannounced and we had a room that nobody had checked into yet we would probably do the same thing. Now, if you can explain why having your business is worth the cost we incur to do that we might be able to find you a room.