Which Saturday Night Live cast member, past or present, would do the most devastating impersonation of you?
I would like to think that a Dan Ackroyd, or Mike Meyers might be me. But probably Adam Sandler, for the ball scratching, a trademark of the Zebra presidency, or maybe that little tweerpy guy that did the new words sketch in the dark times.
So who would do you, and what would the sketch feature?
Who use to play Joe Pesci?
That’s the guy to play me.
Play up my quick temper and quick to apologize without the violence.
Have fun with my mangling the English Language.
Jim
It was Jim Breuer, he is even close to my age.
I’ve been told I look like Dan Aykroyd. And Al Franken.
Chris Farley’s about the only one who could mange my presence.
Dan Aykroyd.
Stupid genetics. People tend to think it’s a compliment, too, which is annoying as well.
-Joe, has also heard Kyle MacLachlan and Matthew Perry, for what it’s worth
OK, I’ve no knowledge of SNL, but I reckon Bill Clinton would do a pretty wicked impression of me. 
I’ve heard exactly the same about me. Could we have been separated at birth, Merijeek?
Time to go check out the chair in the Oval Office…
Well, anyone that’s met me will attest to the fact that I look like John Mellencamp and Mike Myers had a kid, so I guess Myers would be my most logical choice.
Tim Kazurinsky.
The sketch would probably involve my bad habit of confusing two well-known names at any given time. For instance, I can never remember which is Tennessee Williams, and which is Tennessee Ernie Ford.
So you can see where hilarity would ensue at, say, a UN meeting.
I’m tallish, skinny, and sarcastic. Norm MacDonald.
Molly Shannon. It would be basically the Catholic Girl grew up to become a semi-narcissistic bipolar power-drunk nerd girl president. There would be uncontrolled flirting, severe Oval-office slacking, and at least one make-out session with a picture of President Clinton. 
Eh, probably Phil Hartmann.
Yes, I know, but I have about as much chance of becoming president as he does of coming back to life.
I don’t know how he’d make me funny; that’d be his job (and the writers’).
I’m going to take a wild guess that almost everyone you meet knows someone who looks exactly like you.
Irritating, eh?
-Joe, so good they made millions
Al Franken, though I’d really prefer guest host Rowan Atkinson to do it.
Definitely Dan Akroid. I’ve been told many times that we bear a striking resemblance.
John Belushi. We have a similar build.
Past deceased SNL- Belushi or Farley
Present living SNL…
… hangs head in shame…
Horatio Sanz…
or maybe Rachel Dratch in that fat suit from a couple of weeks ago.
I don’t care who does me as long as I can do Maya Rudolph! 
or Tina Fey!
Gilda, but she’d have to wear a chubby suit. (too bad Kathy Najimi isn’t on SNL)
oh, baby, you could do a lot worse!
Hey! Can I do Maya Rudolph and Tina Fey? And Amy Poehler?
I’ll take them one at a time, but I’d prefer the ensemble.