Or sock, sock, shoe, shoe?
Shoe, sock, sock, shoe, jeans, underwear, bra, corset, scarf, legwarmers.
Uhh, actually, sock, sock, shoe, shoe.
Nothing like a bad decision
Says who you are.
-Gin Blossoms, “Perfectly Still”
sock, sock, shoe, shoe
Suck Suck, Shoo Shoo !
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Socks, then make sure they match, then change one.
Shoes, tie one, replace broken lace, then tie the other.
No wonder my life is so complicated.
“There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”
~P.J. O’Rourke~
Sock Sock Shoe look under the bed but don’t see it move the hiking boots - ooh - there it is Shoe
sock sock shoe shoe sock sock shoe shoe
sock sock sock sock sock sock (Hannah! Quit taking your socks off, it’s time to go.) sock sock shoe shoe.
Mother of two.
unlock & open briefcase, sock sock, close & lock briefcase, shoe shoe.
(I’ve had to resort to locking up my socks, as the kids swipe’em otherwise; and yes, they have their own)
VB
“Hey! How 'bout that Toe Jam?”
sock sock - eat breakfast - read paper - shoe shoe - drive to work - at first red light tie shoe - at second red light tie other shoe
Quand les talons claquent, l’esprit se vide.
Maréchal Lyautey
sock sock - woolen oversock (it’s damned cold) - boot - woolen oversock - boot
the Artist Formerly Known as Kara
sock sock shoe shoe
sock shoe sock shoe unless I’m distracted.
sandal sandal or polish polish polish polish polish polish polish polish polish polish if it’s summer.
Insert Random Witticism Here.
sock, sock: if it’s cold, otherwise nothing.
shoe, shoe, sock, sock, wiggle toes
bra, panties, sock, sock, pants, shirt, shoe shoe.
Sock, sock, shoe, chase dog, shoe
panties, bra, sock, sock, shirt, pants, fix hair, makeup, shoe, shoe
“Jesus Mary Joseph…you’re a biker chick!” - co-worker, upon hearing of my tattoo.
This is an equal opportunity message board. You have the right to equal protection under the law without regard to sock, shoe preference. If you feel you are being discriminated against due to your sock, shoe habits please report the situation to your moderator immediately.
“If ignorance were corn flakes, you’d be General Mills.”
Cecil Adams
The Straight Dope
Sorry about that, pluto. I wasn’t trying to discriminate. We are all entitled to be free from prosecution under the federal sock/shoe ordinance. Please don’t report me to the men in black.
I think I’ll just go barefoot from now on.
(Ouch…ouch…ohh…ouch…ugh…ouch…man that glass hurts!)
Sock, sock, shoe, shoe, drive to work, look down - Damn! socks don’t match again 