Sock-sock, shoe-shoe.
I thought you had 6 legs or somethin! 
Do tell…Tennesse doesn’t seem that cold?? 
left sock, left shoe, right sock, right shoe (unless my feet are cold and I put on socks to wear around the house)
sock sock -pause period- shoe shoe.
Shoes are easy for me to put on as they’re so worn and old i can slide into them w/o having to lace them or anything, so it’s shoe shoe and right out the door.
Obviously sock-sock-shoe-shoe. When the air-raid siren sounds you definitely want to have equal weight on both feet for balance when running for your life. Yes, I’ve thought about this. Don’t laugh.
Ah… putting shoes on children. Sock sock… five minutes of running around sliding on the wood floors… shoe shoe.
I’m going to give the sockandashoeandasockandashoe thing a try.
sock
sock
pants
brush hair
do make up
pack lunch
check e-mail
realize I’ve got 2 minutes before I’m late
shoe
shoe
Or Frank Gilbreth.
Sock sock, shoe shoe.
Yes, but it’s a travesty against nature to do so. Proper shirt-buttoning etiquette involves buttoning the between-nipple button first, moving down, then finishing the top from the buttoned portion upwards.
I freaked my friend out the other day, came out of my room and said “I wish I wore skirts”.
He was quite flabbergasted and looked like he was ready to run, until I explained. After that thread several years ago, I’ve always made sure to mix up the sock/shoe routine, even including the pants and underwear, which of course always have to come before the shoes/boots no matter what, which limits the combinations.
However with a skirt/dress, I could go,
left sock-left shoe-underwear-right sock-skirt-right shoe.
or
right sock-underwear-left sock-right shoe-skirt-left shoe.
The increase in dressing possibilities seems almost worth it, though I don’t think I’m ready to go there, though I do splurge in the summer sometimes when wearing stretchy shorts and just sneakers instead of jeans and boots.
I always start from the bottom to prevent misalignment. This is know as the Cecil Method.
Well, it is now.
I like the fact that you are brave enough to go to work topless.
Your shirts obviously don’t have that extra button on the bottom that always foils any attempts at your ‘Cecil’ method.
Between the nipples and down, my son.
Sock, sock, go to bathroom, get feet wet, remove sock, remove sock, new sock, new sock, shoe, where the heck is my other shoe? huh, it’s under the bed, I really need to just leave my shoes by the door, shoe.
Every. Single. Day. I swear.
In your dreams.
The extra buttons, (or Zottis) are not a problem since they are obvious and easily avoided. Trust me, the Cecil Method is the ONE true way.