Sex Mad ‘Ghost’ Scares Zanzibaris.
This has to be the best news story I’ve seen since the monkey man (in India, was it?).
Seriously! Can this board go ONE HALF OF AN HOUR without producing yet another band name?
And frankly. The line between sodomizing ghost and sodomizing genie is EXTRAORDINARILY FINE, yet INFINITELY IMPORTANT, wouldn’t you say?
jarbaby
Part of the difference lies in what, precisely, you have to rub to get the Sodomy Genie to appear. And what you get is measured in inches rather than wishes. 
If wishes were inches, beggars would ride. :eek: 
Wow, sounds like Emperor Wu-ti from Bridge of Birds.
I think the best part of the article is where people are mostly getting screwed during election years. Makes the ol’ US of A’s election years seem darn reasonable.
I should say that there is certainly polling going on here!
Sua
C’mon - we all know exactly how this story got started:
“Honest, honey, it was a, uh, ghost that you heard in here! Yeah, that’s it - a sexually voracious ghost!!”
Sodomy Ghost, host and star of Sodomy Ghost Coast To Coast!
Hmm, that might explain Brak’s voice…
Umm… and the difference is…?
How come they get the fun dreams?
At least we won’t get any reports of an innocent ghost being beaten to death after being mistaken for the sodomy ghost… ;).
I know I’m not supposed to praise you publicly, so we don’t appear to be each other’s sockpuppets, but DAMN dear, that was funny!
PS - I love you. I wish you were sitting here right now so I could nibble on your neck some more…
I volunteer to take up a collection to send Fred Phelps to the Zanzibar Islands. 
Even with my complete lack of funds, I believe that I can–nay must–contribute to any fund that results in Fred Phelps taking it in the rear from a sex-crazed spirit.
Oooh, frisky! 
Sodomy Ghost my ass!