Solitary and Mutual Wanking

This was neither, then. It was not an “in” joke, merely a stupid one, and certainly not a “witty one.” And a littany of quasi celebrities who belong to the Church of Elron are better over my head than in it.

Are you certain about this principle? From my observation cow turds work better than honey.

Don’t blame me. She’s the one who brought up the odd potato chips in the first place!

Cites, people?!

My cat just coughed up a hairball. :frowning:

HI OPAL!! :smiley:

Remember the magical properties of Phi. Especially Pumpkin Phi.

Small unexplained anomalies!!

That’s not funny. :wink:

Perhaps this would be a good time to request that someone PLEASE direct me to or just explain the origin of the 1920s Style Death Ray thing? Thank you.

It’s really not that funny.

Does that mean his breath smells like puke now, instead of cat food?

I would think, if anything, it would now smell like hair. :smiley:

I would have thought it smelled like Opal.

:smiley:

Thanks for the link.

With all due respect, dude, I think you need to grow a sense of humor.

1920s Style Death Rays. Heh.

I’ve got a pair of 'em…

…On second thought, maybe that’s not what you meant…

Paging Emily Letilla, paging Emily Letilla!!

But I’m cultivating a humorless persona. Everyone here has a sense of humor. I’ll be the humorless guy.

Wow…

This thread’s gotten to two pages and no one’s once mentioned “twin body-powered prostheses with matching Dorrance #5X stainless-steel hooks”.

Whodathunkit?

Well, then, where’s your “Ask the Humorless Guy” thread? Huh?

Nobody’s mentioned the Tug-Ahoy[sup]TM[/sup] either. This board’s really gone to shit since the switch to paid subscriptions.

At least there’s no danger of Lynn mistaking it for a joke thread and locking it.

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Underpants.