Do you want me to send you a creepy PM? Because I will.
…yet.
Yes, please.
Don’t do it! She’s trying to lure you into… something!
Women are sly.
I’m going to wait for him to hit ‘send’ then I’m going to pepper spray the shit out of him.
You’re supposed to preemptively pepper spray him. If you wait until he does something, he’ll be on his guard.
Nobody ever sends me creepy PMs.
I’ll take one. And I would like to ask, what is wrong with slut bitches? i mean, fugly may be a problem, but they’re all the same in the dark, aren’t they? Amirite? Guys? Amirite?
It’s like the old (male) joke: “What’s wrong with cocksuckers? Some of my best friends are cocksuckers.”
HAAAAAA!!!i!!!
I’ve been sending them to your sock account.
This thread is like watching a clown car wreck in slow motion.
Rude.
Ruder.
drops best friends trophy and walks away head down
<checks> So you have–ignore my last post, please!
I normally only send creepy PMs to close friends but my data was hacked and creepy messages have been sent to every member of the board. This wouldn’t have happened if it were only possible to send PMs to friends.
Aw. You can still pepper spray Bob Ducca.
I think I’ll just pepper spray everyone in the thread to be on the safe side.
Wait. That means me, too, doesn’t it?
I’m sorry I haven’t been visiting the pit as much as I used to. I’ll try harder you stupid goatfelcher.
As a fellow goatfelcher I propose you pepper spray me and then I’ll pepper spray you. That way everybodys equal. Except the sluts.
In Spain, our pepper spray is made from pimiento najerano peppers.
Oh shit