“Hey baby, roll up your shirt sleeve and show us your underwear.”
OR
“I’ll show your Society some Relief, if you know what I mean…”
Carrots in Jell-o are an abomination!
OMG, I am dying over here 
Maybe they’ll remake American Pie LDS style, call it ‘Funeral Potatoes’.
Check your PMs. Creeposity is in yur inboxii! How about a date?
My pm was adequately creepy.
You’re welcome. I enjoyed it.
Did we just cyber sex?
I dunno. I’ve never done cyber-sex, before. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
I just lurk here, but I want to thank you all for this thread. It has kept me laughing for a solid 15 minutes.
Many, many thanks!
15 minutes? That’s it?
And if you indicate your gender and relative degree of fat fugliness, we’ll designate a random Doper to send you - at no extra change - a personalized creepy PM all your own, suitable for printing and framing. If you’re really lucky, maybe the solo cashew himself will respond!
No need to thank us - it’s all part of the service.
Good point. It seems like there is nothing to slip the roofie into for the creeper…Best to move on to other subjects…
What about pizza? You can still roofie pizza, right? Right??
Also, if you have to ask, then…no.
Just checked my inbox. It’s all sticky.
Well, yeah, but your…um…‘willing partner’ might get suspicious when their pizza crunches… 
I now feel properly indoctrinated into the creepy PM Club.
Again, you’re welcome. I enjoyed “doing” you… 
Well I skimmed some of the longer replies. Are you saying there was more comedy gold? Dammit.
FTW I’m female without PMS. I mean, without PMs.
oh dear